You Know Those Fanfictions Hit Different When You Have School The Next Day And It's Already 3:45 Am

Me when toxic old man yaoi

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

I am a creature

The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.

That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.

I love having my besties as mutuals on here. I can just post am and Ik they'll have to read it. They are playing my game now. 👹🥺👉👈

SO CUTE OMG

Christmas follow up to my human, vampire, werewolf girlfriends post from a while ago, kindly commissioned by @indeedjaffa!

I need to keep this on my blog forever. I thought I lost it

ALSO YOU ARE AN ANGEL

Guys I added a bunch of stuff to the resource drive if you wanna check it out,,,,

Ty!

It's supposed to say glizzy. Not grizzly.

Also you shall be sent to La dimensión de las sombras, donde los niños y las niñas no viven.

Haha I have that and I don't do errands or social activities. It's literally just laying in bed like I'm wasting away from a Victorian deises

I drew so much last week and I think I now have carpal tunnel

Send help please

Let me roller blade please

I bet you. IT'S EXERCISE AND FUN.