What If Instead Of Weird Al They Called Him Me Al And He Ate Food

Taylor swift is probably not even that fast

Final announcement from president Joe Biden

in 10 years the universe will be 10 miles bigger. so if we all make dirt and make at least 11 miles of dirt on the earth. yea. you can see where this is goig

TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??

UGHH!!

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

Frasier crane telling it like it is!