Nervous Breakthrough

Taylor swift is probably not even that fast

the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind

new sport coming

basebrawl

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

just your wait for my famous sinister stew to finish boy youre in for a treat

cream cheese bagel ending explained