Motivational Poster That Says "Be Your Own Body Horror"

Lestat de Lioncourt in Interview with the Vampire (2022–) → 😡😏🙄😍

Vampire hunting is never easy. And when the vampire in question is an adorable goof, not to mention a total cutie, things can easily get out of hand.

Special dedication to @ask-herbert-von-krolock 

Arthur Lester is really The Guy Ever he’s incredibly dependent on the eldritch voice in his head to the point that he can’t live without him and they fight constantly and know each other better than anyone else ever could and he also maybe lowkey thinks he’s an omen of death which is fucked up he’s compassionate but he’s arrogant and hypocritical and he goes right to murder when he feels like he has to but is otherwise appalled by the idea he’s a whirlwind of a human being what the fuck even is he

And then John is really just trying his best to keep the feral gentleman from killing a man

This podcast is a buddy comedy.

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

Not to be a cunt, but second hand dysphoria is a you problem. It is not the problem of whoever is "giving" you second hand dysphoria.

Femme trans men, transmascs, and enbies existing and loving themselves and their bodies not harmful.

Masc trans women, transfemmes, and enbies existing and loving themselves and their bodies is not harmful.

If you are triggered by a transmasc who fits the soft eboy look, or a transfemme who fits the butch lesbian vibe, that is your responsibility to deal with it. Not theirs.

Secondhand Dysphoria is not the other person's fault.

GERARD KEAY MY KING

Hehe

John lives rent free in Arthur's mind

A quick design I made for a shirt. Thought I might as well share it here

Some "helpful" reviews, in case anyone is on the fence about watching The Sandman:

I was talking to my friend about Malevolent (because it now lives rent-free in my head) and I mentioned how John is called John, and she was like "haha how weird name for an eldritch god, I would call him... ummm Přibyl", and I was like " I don't think he would pronounce ř correctly" so it merged into Pribyl, which for some reason reminded me of Pribináček (joghurt brand), anyways, here is thing that I'm weirdly proud of: