I Hope My Followers Don't Expect Anything Of Me, I'm Only Here To Be Insane.

I love this site so fucking much cause I'll see a post like

If I like you I'm making silly piles in your yard

and every other normal guy site would be like 'wtf lol' or 'what does this mean??' but all us are nodding solemnly

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: in act 1 Macbeth and his wife are physically apart, they obviously don't hear each other's soliloquies but they always know each other's thoughts, they are quite literal partners in crime (and in greatness), which makes it all the more jarring when in 3.2 they are on stage together, talking to each other, and even assuming each other's language to a point where there's an obvious sense of déjà-vu, and yet their understandings are exactly opposite, marking the beginning of the end and the breakdown of communication between them. In other words arguably what destroys them is the role-reversal that makes each of them too much like the other and leaves them vulnerable to new flaws and fears, which in turn leaves room for the guilt and paranoia to filter in, and just like that the most intimate marriage in all of Shakespeare's theatre is done for. They will never be intimate again. I could just about scream.

i think about helen a lot

Troilus and Cressida is the wildest Shakespeare play because in one scene you’ve got the most boring white bread cishet romance of all time and in the next Patroclus informs the whole room he’s vers

I want Arthur and John to go to a perfectly ordinary petting zoo. What patreon tier do I have to be to make this happen.

My sexual orientation is whatever the fuck John Leguizamo was doing as Tybalt

i think ppl who record "weird" ppl in public without their knowledge or consent should be mauled on camera i think that would be pretty epic

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