dirteater87

Latest Posts by dirteater87

me when. I’m in. The shower.

Can I come over and be offputting and silent?

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

reposting from Pinterest

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

this too shall pass

a bone for the wil puppy that be you

catch

Thamk

*places these in front of you as if they were a religious offering* i made these for you!!!!

Oh to be loved like this

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

never added the final line to one of these mugs before, but I felt it was time for weird bugs

all the moons of 2024

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

it me :D

Nonhuman Picrew chain! Thought I’d use this classic Picrew to start a chain since it has a ton of options! If you see this, you’re tagged (but no worries about participating)!

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. TEETH AND CLAWS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

some more little raptor designs, as usual available to purchase on my kofi

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.