Distantsword - They Stole My Schmunguss

greetings my fellow Americans (and others)

Thursday the 2

how many boobs am i allowed to give before it explodes

🏳️‍🌈, 😺, 😭 for the flying dutchman

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

I think the Flying Dutchman is gay.

😺 An animal related headcanon

He used to have a dog..

He might also be a furry, too, I don't know 🤷

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

The worst thing that happened to him is either when his dog died or when his entire crew turned him like he was Julius Caesar and threw him overboard... that's why he haunts Bikini Bottom.

pacific ocean

literally RIGHT next to Hawaii

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish