So What Exactly Are Inkopolis’s Laws On Teenage Soldiers

maybe the mouthwash the coworkers we lost along the way

enhance your story mode experience by playing as an octoling

“lifetime achievement award” but playing from, like, 3 apartments down at a frat party and you’ve had the worst day of your life

btw I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this but my account is NOT FOR MINORS!!!!!!!!!!!! I will talk abt weirdo things!!! I am a weirdo!!!

An AU I’ve been forming in my head for a bit- the forest AU!! Full of whimsy!! Idk what it would be shortened …

Someone had mentioned to me that wesker would be a really good baker if he hadn’t taken up science as a career and I whole heartedly agree- he’d make some silly name for his bakery and then William is the guy who takes care of money bc wesker really doesn’t care for business he just wants to make treats and then Leon is a flower shop boy and then and then

Well. At least being on bed rest for two weeks forces me to lock in

I swear I’m writing dawg…. I swear………….

I’m just. b…busy…… yeah…….

how do i know miku loves us

miku fun fact #391

beacause, every day ,she sings to you and me and all of us. nobody has ever sang that much because she didnt have so much love for everybdoy.

HLVRAI + DBH

hear me out- two different ways this can go

Gordon is a down on his luck detective who’s not entirely fond of androids, and gets assigned the new model BK800

OR

Benrey is a horrible Lieutenant and gets assigned a GF800 in order to whip them into shape.

Coomer and Bubby could be Markus and north depending on how u wanna see it

Tommy is Kara and Sunkist is Kara

Forzen is probably gonna be RK900 (aka FK900)