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Gregory yelling “BON VOYAGE LOVER BOY!” lovingly at Christophe after Christophe lost a fight with a pack of racoons and is now being dragged away by medics.
Idea: Punch out Among Us AU where they are in a Spaceship together. Ryan is the impostor but everyone think's it's Don.
i was wondering how long it would take for someone to bring that game up
doodles from tonight’s stream
Hey! Stop Scrolling! This needs to be seen!
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
*starts crying from Don*
seriously why are some so average
to weird
guys did you know gorillas can fly
i dont even know whats going on here its like theyre communicating
✨ twinning!! ✨
we didnt need this shot
and my personal favorite:
this is why punch out wii was never meant to be paused on.
I relate heavily-
strong stoic man with sad past: *adopts child*
me every single time:
IM DEAD-
Had a dream last night where it was snowing in the Bronx and Piston decided to be a good dad and play in the snow with Little Mac and Don Flamenco didn't know what snow was
wEll, i mean
Madrid doesn’t snow often so i would understand why
lesbian
gay
bisexual
transgender
queer
pansexual
demisexual
ace
hopeless romantics
cis-men
cis-women
non binary folks
the whole spectrum etc…
follow everyone who reblogs ;)
One day I’m going to regret making this
Little Mac: Do you want to talk about your feelings Don? Don Flamenco: No Glass Joe: I do! Little Mac: I know, Joe Glass Joe: I’m sad Little Mac: I know, Joe
*Don flamenco laughs in the background*
romanticize un-illuminated brown and black eyes. romanticize the way dark eyes look without being blinded by flash. romanticize brown eyes that don’t have streaks of gold and yellow. romanticize black eyes that are so raven it’s hard to distinguish where the iris is. the depth of your dark eyes is enchanting. brown and black eyes draw you in, wrap you up, and leave you wanting more. fall in love with them.
Imma call it right now-
When the Game Grumps go back and finish their Punch-Out!! Wii series, this fandom will have a resurgence
Glass Joe is a winner in my book and I love him
Glass Joe being 38 means he's been doing this and failing for likely a long LONG time. 99 lost fights in a row would probably kill someone so its probably been spread fairly.
Joe is a middle aged man who has lost almost every single match he's ever done yet still EVERY MATCH picks himself up and says "I'm coming for you!!"
Hold yourself with the confidence and vigor of glass joe. Because unlike him you HAVE won a few things and succeeded at things in life. He proudly calls himself Glass Joe in the face of ridicule and literally never gives up. Be like Glass Joe
YES TIGER ART YES YES
Play time
(via)
the whole squad
I would love to share this horrible drawing of my boi Kyle
craig naming many of them “stripe” with various numbers at the end
craig with a whole ass zhu zhu pets collection
I've come to make an announcment
Don flamenco is a bitch ass motherfucker.
That is all.
TWEEK AND BUTTERS AAAA
kyle: yelps, and proceeds to smack eric for laughing at him
eric: throws a cheesy poof at the bug, and laughs at kyle for getting scared
stan: slowly backs up and repeatedly yells “what the fuck dude”
kenny: literally didn’t even see it
butters: clings on to tweek and cries a little
craig: tells everyone to “let it live”, but then proceeds to smack it with his bare fucking hand
tweek: scREAM SO LOUD and he’s convinced it’s trying to kill him. he also clings on to butters
clyde: “wWAHHHhhHHh”
jimmy: gets v startled and wHACKs it with his crutch, but he also makes a dent in the wall
token: tells everyone to calm the fuck down, gets a cup to put the spider in, and releases it into the backyard. he’s fucking scared tho internally
I dont know why this makes me so happy oml
When Tweek and Craig get older and it’s Tweek’s turn to run the family business, they completely revamp it.
Instead of buying meth-infused coffee from shady dealers, they grow their own coffee.
And even though Tweek is technically the manager, Craig acts like those bosses who hates it when customers are rude to their employees and don’t care if they lose business over it.
So like maybe Tweek is having issues taking an order and the customer is being a dick, and Craig’s just like “don’t worry, I got this.” And turns to the customer and is like “fucking leave.” And when they get pissed and go like “you’re losing my business!” Craig just goes “cool.”
So they both have equal parts running it. Tweek doesn’t like doing the more management-related things because of the high-stress so he leaves that up to Craig, while he deals more with customers.
And you know those coffee shops and bookstores where they have cats that roam around?
Well imagine that
But instead of cats
It’s just Stripe ❤
Bonus:
Stan: So how much is a large cup?
Tweek: $4
Cartman: Cool, we’ll need four of those. Kyle, you can pay, yeah? Oh wait, I forgot, you Jews are weird about money, aren’t yo–
Craig: That’ll be $40.
Kyle: What? But Tweek just said-
Craig: Yeah, but we hate you guys.
And so, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman sat grumpily at their table with their $10 cups of coffee.
(But Tweek gave them free donuts and let them play with Stripe because he felt bad)
I lowkey simp for Gregory
OH BOY ITS @hellpark TIME!!!
Okay so like ACK THESE BOIS
i love them
I dont ship Style but like Super Best Friends
kyle hates earbuds because they always fall out of his ears but for stan he will gladly suffer through it
My Boy
Jonathan Groff as King George in Hamilton
Help im slowly shipping these two :3
Kyle is just a crackhead but we love him
Kyle has strange powers.
Clyde you a-hole
This right here, is a scene from S13E13 Dancing with Smurfs.
It starts out with a kid making school announcements, and then suddenly SOMEONE STARTED SHOOTING HIM WITH A GUN WHILE THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS STILL ON
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE, look at their reactions. Some are concerned, some were like “holy shit wtf”, Butters probably peed his pants (poor boi). Everyone just stopped doing their work.
OH HO HO BUT NOT CLYDE. NOT FKING BADASS CLYDE. HE CONTINUES DOING HIS WORK. LIKE CRAIG CAN’T EVEN BEAT THAT LEVEL OF NOT GIVING A FUCK BECAUSE EVEN HE WAS MILDLY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT WAS HAPPENING, AND WE HAVE CLYDE HERE, JUST DOING HIS WORK WHILE A GINGER KID WAS BEING MURDERED.
some of my personal favorite sp characters as tumblr text posts