Completely Correct!

by blondsak

“Kid, if your aunt’s having trouble paying the bills, I’m more than happy to–”

“No,” Peter says, looking back up at Tony with wide eyes, and somehow sounding more nervous than he did before. “You– you really don’t need to do that, Mr. Stark. You gave me my suit, and you let me use your lab equipment all the time, and– look, everything’s fine for me and May. I swear.”

Tony’s brow furrows. Peter is definitely hiding something, he can tell– but exactly what it is, Tony has no clue.

// When Peter gets a job only to neglect every other part of his life, Tony starts to wonder if there’s more to the story.

Words: 4010, Chapters: ½, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man)

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Protective Tony Stark, Hurt Peter Parker, Protective May Parker (Spider-Man), Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Homeless Peter Parker, Or Is he?, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Angst with a Happy Ending, Post-Spider-Man: Homecoming

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Why is this so relatable.....😂

Weird memories

Me too Deutschland, me too.

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

My planet’s gone. It’s dead. It burned, like the Earth. It’s just rocks and dust. Before its time. I’m a Time Lord. I’m the last of the Time Lords. They’re all gone. I’m the only survivor. I’m left travelling on my own cause there’s no-one else. They leave. Because they should. Or they find someone else. And some of them, some of them forget me. I suppose in the end, they break my heart. Hey, do you mind if I tell you a story? One you might not have heard. All the elements in your body were forged many, many millions of years ago, in the heart of a far away star that exploded and died. That explosion scattered those elements across the desolations of deep space. After so, so many millions of years, these elements came together to form new stars and new planets. And on and on it went. The elements came together and burst apart, forming shoes and ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings. Until eventually, they came together to make you. You are unique in the universe. I’ve got a few things to say to you. Basic stuff first. Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never, ever eat pears! Remember, hate is always foolish. and love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. Oh, and you mustn’t tell anyone your name. No one would understand it, anyway. Except children. Children can hear it sometimes. If their hearts are in the right place, and the stars are too, children can hear your name. But nobody else. Nobody else, ever. Laugh hard, run fast, be kind.  Although, you could prove me wrong. Because we’re all capable of the most incredible change. We can evolve while still staying true to who we are. We can honour who we’ve been and choose who we want to be next. Now’s your chance.

Doctor Who (2005-)

That is so sad....

Hilarious and totally me

Green Bay Press-Gazette, Wisconsin, December 19, 1946

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