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Story Time!

Slightly long!

For context: In Austria right now so everything in this story was in German.

I was buying some flowers for a birthday present today. I wanted red and pink roses, ‘cause that’s nice, right? I think, “Okay, I’ll get five and five.” —Mind you, I’m ordering in German, so sometimes things get lost in translation or I mess something up.— And the guy says, “Ten?” I say, “Yes, please.” He is really nice and I say how this is for a nice old lady, and he says, “Well then the wrapping is free. And here is a nice extra flower for a nice young lady.” And gives me an extra flower. Things are going great! Then I realize that the bouquet is TWENTY flowers. As of now, I’m too shy to say that I only wanted ten so I just buy them and wish him a nice evening.

I continue on with my night, and head to the bus stop to go home. I sit down and there is a lady on her phone, let’s call her Clara ‘cause I don’t know her name. Clara is playing on her phone and so I don’t want to bother her by talking. Another lady sits down on the other side of Clara and looks at my bouquet interestedly and I say, “It was an accident, I bought too many.” Then l strike up conversation because I’m a talker. I offer them a flower because I think, “If I make a mistake, I can hopefully make some other people happy.” They politely decline, slightly confused that I just want to give them without wanting anything or having any specific motive except wanting to give (I told them that it makes me happy when I can make other people happy). I keep talking to Clara as we got on the bus and it was a really nice fifteen minute conversation. As she gets off the bus I insist she take a flower, and she does! Yay!

Now during this time, another older looking, dark haired lady was just smiling and slightly laughing while overhearing my conversation with Clara. I’m two stops away from where I get off and I move to pick up my back pack. The lady asks if she needs to push the button for me and I say, “No, I have the next one.” She smiles and I say thank you. I then ask if she wants a flower. She says, “But we don’t know each other! That would not make sense!” I say, “It doesn’t matter, this is just American sharing!” (Yes, I’m American. Please don’t hold it against me.) And she smiles and points at a flower. These flowers are wrapped together and tightly packed so I pull on the pink flower and it’s a few seconds away from my stop. the lady goes, “If it is too much of a problem, you don’t have to do it.” I say that it is no problem. I never take back what I offer. In the last few seconds the flower comes free and I hand it to the lady. She just beams at me and says thank you.

This made made my day and I hope it made this people’s as well. And yours, too!

…i may have put way too much time into this

Me too Deutschland, me too.

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

This is what you use in a busy house and you also can’t hear nothin’ when talking to people in a normal conversation

That’s awesome

HOW ABOUT THIS

DISNEY NEEDS TO SCRAP THE ARTEMIS FOWL MOVIE, SELL THE RIGHTS TO A TEAM WHO WILL RESPECT ITS PLOTS. I DONT OF THEY NEED TO GET RID OF CHILD FRIENDLY, MAKE IT RATED R FOR ALL I CARE. GIVE ME MAFIA, GIVE ME THE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, GIVE US THE WEAPONARY WE ENVISIONED AS SMALL CHILDREN. GET A NEW DIRECTOR - ENTIRLY NEW TEAM. AND OFC FIX THIS SHIT:

AGAIN

We don’t care how long it takes, go bankrupt.

Artemis the second KIDNAPS HOLLY

His father DOES NOT KNOW OF THE FARIES AT ALL

Angeline is both physically and mentally ILL

Arty Sr is not, IS NOT A COLLECTOR - HE IS A THEIF A SMUGGLER

Mulch wasn’t the one to narrate the story. ITS CANNON THAT HOLLY DID.

HOLLY IS NOT FUCKING WHITE.

BUTLER IS FUCKING ASIAN.

JULIET IS NOT A SMOL CHILD.

Give us, please, the criminal activities, near death experiences, mental health awareness, and the journey of cover coming the biggest issue Arty had to face,,, Himself. Not this happy little spy kid knock off.

Thank you.

Awww so cute

“Okay, first of all, you need to forget everything you know about English.” The Doctor sat on the floor next to Rose in the TARDIS library, with several pieces of blank paper, pencils and textbooks strewn about the rug in front of them.

“That should be easy, I’ve only been speaking it for twenty years,” Rose quipped, and he fought off a smile.

“You were the one who asked me to teach you, you know.” He smiled despite himself, remembering the conversation that had led to this moment.

“What do all these circles mean, anyway?”

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