Latest Posts by dog-shitt - Page 3

Lol im bored :}

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I got hit by a random thought about Muzan… also apologies it’s 2AM where I live and i’m abit sleep deprived (￣∀￣)

But anyway! On to my thought about Muzan!

So he can change his shape right? His gender (female and male), how his body  physical ages - e.g. being a child to a grown adult -  as well as how his power is used (etc.) and all of that cool stuff..

So that means he can change the shape - as well as length etc. - of his genitals right?…..Right???

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your friends love you, your brain is just mean

Roaming chess gangs

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

And that was the story of how hero student Midoriya Izuku, who had faced and defeated worse villains, actually killed a person who dared steal rare All Might memorabilia.

Your daily dose of cat memes

ok young man……… to bed with you

sunny filled days in nature ig: licciyoc

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)

Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)

Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)

Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set

Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He's Ken's Buddy!)

(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)

Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)

Happy Birthday to this loser!!! (Endearingly.) I miss Bakugo OTL.

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

Y'ALL

Say ‘Plus Ultra’!

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good