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if you voted for trump because of the price of eggs you need to kill yourself and i am so serious

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3 months ago

I looked at the comments under the trailer in YT and it's so fucking sus that there's not many outright criticisms of the objectively shit movie. Only one of the other commenters noticed too but they only had like 5-6 likes

saw a bunch of comments on the new minecraft movie trailer about how shit it looks but that they're still going to watch and like why? why watch something you are almost sure that you're going to hate?

like ok its fun to make fun of bad movies but within a week there will be dozens of videos about it to laugh at for free


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3 weeks ago

Reminder: Michelle in the book is a lesbian. They erased that part of her in the movie adaptation for no reason at all. Fuck Netflix and the Russos.


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2 months ago

Yeah like the other person in the comments said they did have the aesthetics of the book. But the only other stuff they took from the book was Michelle's name and her motivation to find her brother. That's it.

List of stuff down below of what the book had that the movie didn't have. Spoilers for people who haven't read the book.

There is no AI.

All the robots were/are controlled by humans.

The USA had a civil war that was fought by drone pilots who wore older versions of Neurocasters which required them to use addictive drugs that also destroyed their ability to reproduce.

People who wear the Neurocasters too long meld into a digital hivemind.

Neurocasters keeps the mind alive as long as it is worn. It does not protect the body from harm.

Graphic description of someone's brain getting chunkified by an anti-matter round.

Michelle's bio parents didn't die in a car crash. Instead her father is unmentioned (if I recall correctly) and her mom was a veteran who died from a drug overdose after being abandoned by the government. (foster parents "died" due to the Neurocasters)

Michelle dyed her blonde hair black because she wanted to distance herself from the "popular" girls and to spite her foster mom (who Michelle beat over the head with a lunch tray after she mocked her for wanting to dye her hair). Kind of important to her character. They keep her blonde in the movie for some fucking reason.

Michelle had a girlfriend who broke up with her after a crazy priest converted her. Heartbreaking to read.

Michelle found her brother's body rotting away in a house while wearing a Neurocaster. Still alive and in control of Cosmo.

It is implied that she and him rowed out into the ocean in a kayak to be swallowed by the waves.

Cultist working for the hivemind hunting for her brother as well, possibly what Giancarlo Esposito's character was based on.

People who already watched the new movie and have read the artbook or seen the artwork, how much of the original made it into the movie?


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4 months ago

Me but with the Electric State too. Fuck the Russo brothers, they're just another blight upon the industry now.

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting


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1 year ago

reminder that Scott Cawthon, creator of five nights at freddy's, is a sincerely evil bastard who loves Trump and has donated the maximum legal amount to ragingly bigoted republican politicians.

he cowrote and produced the film. if you pay to see the movie, that's where your money is going. just pirate it.

4 months ago

WHAT and WHO???

a drawing of dream and sam from the dream smp. sam is a centaur - like creeper hybrid, and he is laying down fully stretched out. dream is a spaniel type hybrid with dog paws, ears, and a tail, and he is curled against sapnap

csam + cdream!!!!!!!!!

11 months ago

I think one of the biggest problems with the FNaF community right now is that a good amount of the fandom is no longer willing to hold Scott Cawthon accountable.

Like, ever since he announced his supposed retirement, people have been acting like he's a saint who made the perfect game franchise or who has never done shitty things to anyone.

I also think this is a result of this mindset that only good people create good things and that if Scott is a bad person, that also makes FNaF bad.

But regardless, we need to go back to taking Scott back down a peg because he is no longer the humble Christian guy struggling to make ends meet and support his family. He is the creator of arguably the biggest indie franchise in the world. And having that kind of power and influence changes a person. It certainly changed him.

1 year ago

I really wanted to watch wendigoons Greylock video, but I then he mentioned turkey Tom, and then I remembered why I hate his fucking guts

If your friends with a secret alt righter and even invited him to your wedding you surely must be one yourself he knows his history and yet he's so close friends which sickens me how many people let that slide AT ALL

1 year ago

Trust me I'm getting tired of this too but...

Trust Me I'm Getting Tired Of This Too But...

This is Micah Mayfield, a guntuber who recently released a video in which he made a "joke" about having a trans person in his gun sights....

Trust Me I'm Getting Tired Of This Too But...

And oh man would you look at that? Its Grand Thumb! The man who Brandon Buckingham who will make fun of you for thinking that they are terrible people or not! These are all people Wendigoon are comfortable being around. Let's see how Garand Thumb is taking the criticism?

Trust Me I'm Getting Tired Of This Too But...

Ah! I see! Surely a great person to be friends with!

6 months ago

Why are posts from right-wingers so incomprehensible to read? Or are these accounts with the same profile pictures just bots trying to sprinkle urine everywhere like the untrained dogs that they are?

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