Ajax | Transmasc | He/They | Gay | I really like turtles 💜🐢
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I banned myself from reading fanfiction so I can finish mine, but the 100+ tabs of Snowbaz are weeping my name at the dead of night like a ghost who barely crossed the Veil and their beloved son can't hear their calls.
im doing this with my group 😈
my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger
theirs is a very incendiary corner of the gene pool
me making my oc a worse person
Gang there's a spirit day at my work and one day is 'dress up as a meme' and idk what to do so yall can take the wheel and comment ideas
you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you
"baz would bottle simon's sweat and wear it like cologne' neither canon nor true, perhaps. a more accurate statement: under the correct circumstances (pickled in yearnings the likes of which no mere mortal has ever achieved before) i think baz COULD bottle simon's sweat and wear it like cologne'
rainbow just answered if baz would or not be affected by people’s periods and thought i should share bc trivia!
the sexual tension between me and a tattoo i don’t have money for right now
who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir
get schooled!
Dav and Niall at the pub with Baz and Simon
i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion
What is this? A crossover episode???
👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
i don’t want characters with healthy coping mechanisms, actually. i want them to yearn and weep and suffer and have their brutal worldviews informed and/ or altered exclusively by their unyielding love for like. one other person. sorry
i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
thinking about them again
My oil painting of an Uncrustable
i wanna talk about this shot
The crows throughout Shadow&Bone
Things worn down by people.
i cannot resist
i use the terms alas and i fear far too much i fear. but alas