"Everyone's So Soft, Everyone's So Sensitive. Do I Offend You? You're Hanging On My Sentences."

Demencia secretly already knows what she is going to name her and black hats children, nobody wants to know, but nonetheless she keeps telling people not to ask.

She would name her daughter Ebony Dark'ness Demencia Raven Way

Do not fight me on this

Panchito: Amigo tus sobrinos ya no nos quieren

Donald: Para nada, es que tambien pasan tiempo con Storkules

Panchito: Quién es Storkules?

Donald: Oh! Un buen amigo de muchos años

Panchito: Ya veo

Donald: José? Estás bien?

José, primer y legitimo amigo de Donald desde el 42 : Quién @$?! es Storkules Donaldo?!

Black Hat has a secret rapping talent. He's going to promote his upcoming mix tape at the end of a video in the future.

That’s probably gonna turn out like in that Samurai Jack episode where Aku’s music brainwashes a bunch of kids into leaving home and destroying things

OR he insists his album should only be onto cassette tapes so no kid ends up buying it except hipsters 

Well…he didn’t lie

people want episodes with plot but after seeing the post that showed how skinny bh is, I just wanna see flug beat his ass in the ring

The only thing better would be Demencia beating his ass instead 

i wonder what flug did wrong this time?

@magickz : wait what

Where

Black Hat: Hey, is your date offer still valid?

Flug: Yes it is, jefe!

Black Hat: Well, I refuse again.

On This Day, We All Are Alan

I’m Alan

You’re Alan

We’re all Alan

Soon Everyone Will Wear The Alan