Black Hat: For Self-defense Purposes, I'm Going To Be A Burglar And You Two Have To Act Wisely. Got It?

I feel like Flug would be the most relateable viner ever and dementia would be the villainous equivalent of the paul brothers.

Someone might fic this some day 

“Black Hat is the greatest Sith Lord to have ever lived.”

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“Hey, you wanna join me? You guys wanna start a polyamorous marriage?”

— Panchito, five seconds after meeting Donald and Jose.

Love for everyone!

(Part 1) Fun fact : Mod Hisha has a folder called “BH looking like a dork for one frame” and it’s glorious

I feel like Black Hat is the kind of person to have pineapples on pizza, or eat Oreo's with orange juice in public. I mean, they are awesome combinations in my opinion, but people think it's gross for some reason...

Black Hat thinks pineapples are evil, so he’d definitely do that

Demencia: You ever violently eviscerate two people only to realize that they got a baby in some room in the back and then you tell yourself, "Well, shit, now I gotta eat the baby"?

Flug: I am so deeply disturbed and intrigued. ...Continue.

I think 5.0.5. is just as villainous as the others, but in a subtle way. 1) 5.0.5 -> BH as Alan -> Alan’s dad, right? So then maybe 5.0.5. will be interested in villains like Alan is now. He’s not the failure BH says he is; he just hasn’t grown into the role. 2) Maybe it won’t matter if 5.0.5.’s not evil. His saintly, unwavering love may be his most heinous trait. It lets him turn a blind eye to, forgive, condone, or defend the actions of his evil fam even as he grows old enough to take a stand.

I said it before and I’ll say it again : 

please write fics ^^