Black Hat Appearing Before A Villain In Need Like Some Kind Of Fairy Godmother.

I think 5.0.5. is just as villainous as the others, but in a subtle way. 1) 5.0.5 -> BH as Alan -> Alan’s dad, right? So then maybe 5.0.5. will be interested in villains like Alan is now. He’s not the failure BH says he is; he just hasn’t grown into the role. 2) Maybe it won’t matter if 5.0.5.’s not evil. His saintly, unwavering love may be his most heinous trait. It lets him turn a blind eye to, forgive, condone, or defend the actions of his evil fam even as he grows old enough to take a stand.

I said it before and I’ll say it again : 

please write fics ^^

Se que el cumpleaños de Penumbra fue ayer, pero quería hacer algo, pero tardo mucho en terminar un dibujo y estoy volviendo a acostumbrarme a las funciones de paint tool sai 🤷‍♀‍

Pero igual pienso que el dibujo quedo bien, hice 2 versiones, ya que el brillo en su cabello(?) no me terminaba de convencer.

Demencia: Every person is struggling with some battle that you dont know about. So be kind.

Flug: I saw you punch a girl scout for not having thin mints.

Demencia: Exactly, and that was my battle.

Black Hat: Hey, is your date offer still valid?

Flug: Yes it is, jefe!

Black Hat: Well, I refuse again.

New post from Penumbra! I still can’t believe she’s listed as a member of BH Org in their website… And calling her a villain? She’s better than a lot of heroes lmaoo. I wonder what BH thinks of this…

Source below! 

Look who’s back at it again

Black Hat: *starts wearing dark grey*

Flug: I see you're breaking out your spring colors.

Dementia in plan singing well in love … Black Hat in plan to kill her so that she shut up from a damn you see 😅

A Plagarised Tumblr Post

Flug: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? Fat is like the grossest part of meat.

Dem: Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical…FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOW BEYOND THIS PINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.

BH: Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft, If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

Dem: Well you did ask.

BH: Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

Flug: You are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN.

Dem: Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs. of meat.

BH: Plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Flug: Thank you, Old Witch with Candy House side of tumblr.

BH: Don’t forget about bacon.

Dem: -casually whistles the Chili’s Baby Back Ribs jingle-

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