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2 years ago

normality is out. stanning wolf keum is in

2 years ago

Chain of Command Chapter 6

The elevator ride down was dead quiet. Forrest and Robin walked silently, faces turned towards the ground. She suspected that the two were embarrassed by the ordeal on the rooftop.

Standing at the doorway of the building was Grape, the pile of cigarette butts at his feet having doubled since she last saw him. She’d bumped into him on her way up to the rooftop, and she didn’t need to look at the ground to tell that he’d been stress smoking. The boy reeked of smoke. 

She’d regarded him with a click of her tongue and a small look of sympathy before rushing upstairs– she supposed hearing the words ‘Wolf Keum’ alone were already enough to give him a panic attack. Poor baby. 

“What did that fucker say?” Grape cut through the thick silence, returning to his position behind Forrest as he shoved his hands into his pockets, the expression on his face making it obvious that he only expected the worst. Not that she blamed him.

“The money and files got stolen.” Forrest informed him, and Grape nodded soundlessly. Had it been someone else he might’ve made a derisive joke, but he seemed to be worried that if he even opened his mouth, Wolf Keum would swoop down like an eagle and swallow him whole. Maybe he just didn’t want to take the risk.

The four of them continued to walk quietly, before Forrest Lee spoke again. Perhaps he’d wanted to break the silence, or perhaps he’d just been waiting till they were a safe distance away from Ganghak to talk. 

“So you’ll be working with that bastard from now on, huh Bambi?” Forrest glanced to the side to look at her, and she studied his face. He looked grim, though she thought she could spot a hint of relief too. He was probably just glad he didn’t have to face the Big Bad Wolf alone anymore.

“Yeah.” She slowed down as the quartet reached a bus stop, and the three boys stopped with her. Her bus was already there, slowing down as it reached the stop. “I’m gonna go now. Bye.” 

She barely heard the perfect sync of goodbyes from the boys as she turned around, long brown hair swishing behind her, and stepped onto the vehicle.

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It’d been about an hour since this meeting had started, and Bambi was starting to get restless. The last sixty minutes, she’d been standing behind Donald’s armchair,  watching as he talked to the new client sitting across from them. 

The new business partner was another wrinkly man in his sixties with a failing business, desperate for Donald’s help. The news of KHG’s big break had spread through the grapevine, and now businessmen were swarming around Donald like he was the second coming of Christ. Because of that, they’d seen a pretty large increase in their commissions. What a blessed new year.

The old man seemed to be wrapping the meeting up now, sticking his hand out to Donald, both anxiety and excitement displayed on his face at the idea of all the money he was about to make. 

She didn’t pay further attention to any of the other words exchanged between the two, turning her focus instead to the clock on the wall (9pm) and both her mental and physical exhaustion. Thank God it’s finally over. Kingsley, who had stood by her side until now, followed the man on his way out to guide him downstairs, leaving Donald and Bambi alone behind him.

The room fell silent after the door snapped shut.

Bambi tapped her foot nervously.

Usually she preferred silence, but with Donald the quiet always felt suffocating. Like even breathing would make an avalanche of noise. Like there were a thousand thoughts running through his head at once, and she was missing out on every single one of them.

Donald didn’t seem to be bothered by the lack of noise though, standing up and making his way to the other side of the office wordlessly. Bambi leaned back to rest her body weight on the chair, watching as he stood in front of the large window, his hands clasped behind his back. 

Perhaps to a bystander, it may have seemed like he was admiring the view. But she didn’t need to look to know that he was watching her in the reflection, his red eyes trained on her like a hawk. Staying as still as possible under Donald’s gaze proved to be a challenge, and she found herself fiddling with her fingers anxiously as she forced herself to meet his gaze in the glass.

She felt like he knew that he was torturing her with his silence– like he enjoyed her attention, enjoyed watching her hang on to his every movement, waiting for more.

After all, all she wanted was to know him better.

Ever since she first joined the Union, she’d felt an unexplainable magnetic pull towards Donald Na. It was as if he were the sun, and she was just a small insignificant dwarf planet rotating around him. 

He had charisma, and what seemed like infinite confidence capable of making even her nervous. From the moment she’d first set eyes on him, she’d made it her lifelong goal to unravel the mystery of who Donald Na really was.

Plus, Donald was nice, which made it easier. Not nice in the way where he’d hold open doors for you or smile at you in the street, but where he’d make small talk and pretend to care about your personal life. Not that she was stupid enough to actually mistake this for friendship– he did this with everybody, even the executives he beat up. Just another thing that came built in with his alluring personality– but it opened up a door for her to actually know him. The person past the intimidating stare and massive displays of wealth that she now realised looked a lot like a form of protection.

She relished in the attention that he gave her, though admitting it made her feel somewhat embarrassed. It was like she’d deciphered a puzzle no one else could solve, except she was really only halfway to the answer– even after all the time they’d spent together, it still felt like she’d barely scraped the surface of who Donald Na really was. Well, she wasn’t gonna stop now.

No matter how much it went against her better judgement.

“It’s late. You should go home.” Donald had finally looked away from her, his attention turned to the streets below, and she felt a pang of jealousy. The tone he’d used was casual enough, but she knew the statement was more than a simple formality.

So, instead of saying her goodbyes, she walked towards his desk slowly, almost defiantly, fighting the urge to smile as his eyes finally left the window and followed her across the room till she was right behind him. 

Dragging out the silence, she spoke slowly. “What about you?”

Donald turned slightly at her question, and his red eyes glinted, as if he was amused by her deliberate slowed pace. Often, she went so quick everybody around her found it hard to keep up. But when it came to Donald, it felt like she had to go slow, or she’d miss out something essential and never catch up. She knew he knew it too.

She stopped herself from huffing. Not her fault being around him felt like walking in a minefield. He let out a small breath of air, deadpan expression melting into a smirk. She wanted to ask him what he thought was so funny.

“I have work to do.” 

Both pairs of eyes flicked down to the stack of files on his desk, and Bambi nodded in understanding. It wasn’t rare to see Donald working late into the night, a small frown on his face as he read through reports and legal documents, and who knows what else. Sometimes he fell asleep at his desk, head resting on his arms, a rare moment of vulnerability for someone as vicious as Donald Na.

“Would you like tea? Or coffee?” Bambi was already turning towards the door, though her eyes stayed fixed on him.

Donald smiled, tapping on his desk.

“Coffee will do.”


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1 year ago
Ah Yes, Oxytocin.
Ah Yes, Oxytocin.
Ah Yes, Oxytocin.
Ah Yes, Oxytocin.
Ah Yes, Oxytocin.
Ah Yes, Oxytocin.

Ah yes, oxytocin.

1 year ago

So does L ever show up at Wammy’s to meet the kids in your AU? I love your art so much 😭🙏

Thank you!! <3 ;^; The short answer is: Yes, he tries to visit once a year and personally met Near, Mello and Matt at least once. The long answer is this:

So Does L Ever Show Up At Wammy’s To Meet The Kids In Your AU? I Love Your Art So Much 😭🙏
So Does L Ever Show Up At Wammy’s To Meet The Kids In Your AU? I Love Your Art So Much 😭🙏
So Does L Ever Show Up At Wammy’s To Meet The Kids In Your AU? I Love Your Art So Much 😭🙏
So Does L Ever Show Up At Wammy’s To Meet The Kids In Your AU? I Love Your Art So Much 😭🙏
So Does L Ever Show Up At Wammy’s To Meet The Kids In Your AU? I Love Your Art So Much 😭🙏

Hope that clears some things up :'D

1 year ago

whenever a fanfic says that Mello is wearing a t-shirt I know they probably mean something like this:

Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:

but all I can imagine is this or this

Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:
Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:

Bonus Comic:

Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:
Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:
Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:
Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:
Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:

Bonus Bonus Shirtless Mello:

Whenever A Fanfic Says That Mello Is Wearing A T-shirt I Know They Probably Mean Something Like This:
3 years ago

Weak Hero as Idols pt.3

Weak Hero As Idols Pt.3

Grape (Sam Lee)- Uses the stage name Grape and has matching hair. Looks away every single time he sees Wolf, who just smirks at him. Fans ship them because they don't know why. Is the visual and is proud of it; mans definitely has an intense skin care routine. Goes shirtless a lot to show off his abs. Has a reputation in the industry for being arrogant. Posts on Instagram a lot. Blocked Wolf on all social media accounts. Close with Eunchan, and is friendly rivals with Robin. Has gotten in a smoking scandal, and apologised, but didn't actually stop.

Weak Hero As Idols Pt.3

Wolf Keum- Very controversial but very popular. Has the thirstiest simps (me) and is known for his unique visuals. Rebels against his company and manager a lot but they don't say anything because they're scared of him. Has beef with plenty of other idols. Would go for a sexy/bad boy concept and rarely interacts with fans. He has also gotten into smoking scandals but unlike Grape and Gerard, he doesn't care and just continues. Openly shades other idols. You will never catch him in a dating scandal. Bullied Grape when they were trainees, and is known for being very stoic. Never does fanservice and his fans go crazy when his shirt lifts up slightly.

Weak Hero As Idols Pt.3

Jimmy Bae- Very problematic and openly beefs with Wolf Keum, and both of their fandoms hate each other. Probably has gotten cancelled at least five times but makes good music so people forgive him quickly. Posts thirst traps on Tiktok and does a lot of fanservice. Exposed for being a bully back in school but continues to make music anyways. Makes very loud and boppy rap music that his fans eat up. Has won several awards but his reputation is starting to decrease.

Weak Hero As Idols Pt.3

Donald Na- The face of Versace. Probably has a black card. Is an ace soloist who is good at everything. Has unique visuals. Is the same age as the others but started a company that the others belong to. Is slightly controversial because of all the tattoos that he has but is still highly loved. People love his outfits. Would have a sexy/mysterious concept. He has definitely done something like hiding in a bin to stay away from saesangs (stalkers). Kingsley is his manager. Has the thirstiest fans after Wolf Keum. You will never catch him doing aegyo.

Weak Hero As Idols Pt.3

Jake Ji- Rep is a lot better than his actual personality. He has never been in a scandal. His group is unproblematic and stylish. Owns a single snake for a pet that he wraps around his shoulders during lives. The ambassador of some famous brand. Treats fans like friends, but is actually closed off. Is the main rapper and the lead dancer. Reads manga at important events. Does fanservice sometimes. Never listens to his manager. Does controversial things like tweeting about BLM and holding up pride flags. More international fans than K fans. Throws on a hoodie and jeans and is worshipped as a 'fashion icon'.


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1 year ago
It's Not Gay You Guys They Are Making A Biblical Reference To The Kiss Of Judas Ok There's Nothing Gay

it's not gay you guys they are making a biblical reference to the kiss of judas ok there's nothing gay about this

1 year ago

WEAK HERO SPOILER Chapter 241

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WEAK HERO SPOILER Chapter 241
WEAK HERO SPOILER Chapter 241

BRO BEN AND ALEX LOOKIN EXTRA FINE 😭😭ALSO

WEAK HERO SPOILER Chapter 241

Hwangmo my man!!!

I love how Hwangmo admires Wolf . He has been there for Wolf throughout the series and even when he realizes that Dean is too powerful for him he wishes to fight like Wolf. AHAGAHHGGAKJSKSKAJAGHAG ><

WEAK HERO SPOILER Chapter 241

Eunchan did him so dirty lmaoooooo

WE ARE ALSO GETTIN JAKE X WOLF FIGHT NEXT WOOOO

1 year ago

“who cares about death note after L died” so sorry you’re not a fan of serving cunt </3

“who Cares About Death Note After L Died” So Sorry You’re Not A Fan Of Serving Cunt
“who Cares About Death Note After L Died” So Sorry You’re Not A Fan Of Serving Cunt
“who Cares About Death Note After L Died” So Sorry You’re Not A Fan Of Serving Cunt
“who Cares About Death Note After L Died” So Sorry You’re Not A Fan Of Serving Cunt
1 year ago

some of my favorite letterboxd reviews for strangers from hell

Some Of My Favorite Letterboxd Reviews For Strangers From Hell
Some Of My Favorite Letterboxd Reviews For Strangers From Hell
Some Of My Favorite Letterboxd Reviews For Strangers From Hell
Some Of My Favorite Letterboxd Reviews For Strangers From Hell
Some Of My Favorite Letterboxd Reviews For Strangers From Hell
Some Of My Favorite Letterboxd Reviews For Strangers From Hell
Some Of My Favorite Letterboxd Reviews For Strangers From Hell
Some Of My Favorite Letterboxd Reviews For Strangers From Hell
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