Mshep Bottoms And Femshep Tops No I Do Not Take Constructive Criticism

Warden: I’m moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Alistair: Why do they call it a ‘brothel?’ There’s no broth. Or is there?

Warden: *while taking off their clothes* Alistair, you’re so fucking stupid

I have many problems w Bioware, but they could have made Kaidan an asshole due to his difficult past to appeal to cishet male gamers, but no, instead, they made him a sensitive, kind, loving man. It’s one of the best shit they’ve done

someone: uses male pronouns when referring to Shepard

me: what the fuck

playing mass effect’s main quest

start playing the citadel dlc

resuming mass effect’s main quest

🩸 Astarion 🩸

Larian Studios thank you so much for the opportunity to contribute to this incredible adventure!! I'm happy to work with you and you guys are really making history! 🖤

I would also like to thank Neil Newbon for the voice of Astarion! I'M REALLY READY TO SQUEAK WITH DELIGHT EVERY TIME I HEAR HIS FLIRTATIOUS INTONATION!! THANKS FOR THAT! 😳

Mass Effect Legendary Edition screenshots 14/∞

Sakamoto Ryoma in LIKE A DRAGON: ISHIN! (2023)

oh, i did it again

THE EXPANSE APPRECIATION WEEK ☾ ⤷ DAY 6 - FAVOURITE QUOTE(S)

oh. that’s… cool.. i guess………………………