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"I could fix her" well actually I like evil women and I'll let her commit crimes in the name of love
I’m so happy and grateful this picture from the mass effect cards against humanity pack is a thing because it perfectly shows what I think about all day every day:
shakarian and wrex
“Uncle Urdnot is back in town, and he brought the BOOM.”
honestly, there were more lines I wanted to include in this post, but I didn’t want to make it too long.
Wrex always makes me smile and laugh. The things he says are priceless..especially on noveria.
The Virmire survivor: yeah I’m not gonna join an anti-alien terrorist organization that experiments on people with you
Like half the Mass Effect fandom:
playing mass effect’s main quest
start playing the citadel dlc
resuming mass effect’s main quest
say what u will but is there a realer moment in the entirety of the mass effect franchise than the 5 seconds you play as joker limping your way thru a carnage straight out of alien vs predator and muttering ‘shit shit shit what the shit’?? no weapon, no ability to save, people screaming and being dragged off into the void left and right. like. when have u ever felt more Present in the story??? bioware making me self-insert like that smh