You Can Spam Boop Me!

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WORM WEDNESDAY!!!!!

Happy Worm Wednesday everyone, today I will *checks notes* turn into a worm and DM my girlfriend

tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

Entering cardiac arrest in like 5 mins yall need anything?

Archbishop James Ussher claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday, the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect, by almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning. Which was correct. The whole business with the fossilised dinosaur skeletons was a joke the palaeontologists haven’t seen yet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!!

Mads Mikkelsen, Hugh Dancy, and Laurence Fishburne - Hannibal behind the scenes

Note Game

If this gets 500 notes, I'll try to get into a better hygiene cycle (regularly shower, brush teeth, etc)

If this gets 1k, I'll actually start to study and try for my permit and liscense

If this 5k I'll try to do better in school

If this gets 10k I'll tell my therapist I'm queer and all that jazz

No rules, just please think of my notifs

This is your reminder punch a Nazi they deserve it

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

I think I require all of the boops sorry :3