biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
good morning, slurs
Faggot <3
*remembers*
*gets sick to my stomach*
Entering cardiac arrest in like 5 mins yall need anything?
I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
SAW (2004) dir. James Wan
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the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
tumblr where are they
mutuals did u know that ily
mutuals i'm coming over to be annoying and meow loudly
i dont have free time to draw but this outfit is so 💥
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real
Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...
everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy
Yes
The autistic urge to eat batteries
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hi tumblr im back (thank u to oomf for putting me on this)
This aged like fine milk
HEY GUYS I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT TRADEMARK ISSUES FROM TUMBLR I—
reblog to let him out of the saw bathroom
I was cursed by a witch with good taste
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO