I Thought I Wad The Only One That Said My Child Even Though They're Older And Stuff

isn't he nice

You are a villain famous for “killing” heroes. In reality, heroes come to you to fake their deaths.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I want my funeral to have a merch table. Lil badge pins with a text saying "weird uncle funeral" or some shit, wristbands and all. Black t-shirts with a print of my tombstone text on it in white gothy typeface. On the back of the shirt is a portrait of me as a crudely drawn skeleton, burning in hell.

My name would end up being Arez Rrr

I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R

which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

Last weeks Funguary pieces

Time kinda got away from me but I still wanted to post

I probs won't post any updated versions of these(except upon request -maybe-)

AT LAST!!!!!! THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE ARE NOW MINE!!!!!!

it's like watching the evolution o Markiplier

congratulations markiplier!

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