This Show Man

A Hetalia sleep over

Well first we got america taking the pillow fighting to the next level 

Then we got Russia suffocating Cuddling the closeted person who deiced to sleep next to him

We got italy trying not to throw up at the pizza that they got

England trying not to fall asleep since he knows they will draw on his face

We got Hungary, Belarus, Ukraine and Lichtenstein  eating  all the sweets

Japan in the conener just being japan

Prussia steal the girl sweets 

After the girls beat him up,the bad friend trio tries to get back at them

But in the end France joins the girls 

Spain is really happy for the sleep over 

They all go into sleep deprivation and weird shit like this starts happening 

Thomas P Trump obituary

oh, man… it’s a hoax… http://www.snopes.com/trumps-cousins-obituary/

shrugs… good advice, anyway

He looks so offended and pissed it funny

silence, cybermen, dalek, whom I believe is the 11th doctor, whom I believe is the 10th doctor, The Emperor, and sentarian(I don't think I spelled that right)

So…a shipment of approximately 349673986 billion Doctor Who figurines arrived at my place today…video review/collection display coming soon!

How many of the ones that are visible can you name?

by gres18 Courage the Cowardly Dog

Hetalia icons!

Free to use, as long as you give credits to Himaruya for the art.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Last weeks Funguary pieces

Time kinda got away from me but I still wanted to post

I probs won't post any updated versions of these(except upon request -maybe-)

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad: Fuck the government.

Dad: Fuck the school board.

Dad: Close the door.

Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad: I love puns.

Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad: Please shut up.

Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad: They act like I care what they think.

Dad: I hate homework.

Dad: I have decided to become a politician.

Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

Absolutely horrifying.... Yet beautiful