10/10 recommend 👌 👍
You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
They might hurt me, but it won't stop me
it's a secret. they want to watch you fail horribly and laugh when they get home
a public service announcement
Italy is in that club.
Sign me the fuck up
After I stood standing there in aw, my mind trying to comprehend what she had said. Finally, it had dawned on me and I wanted to break down into tears and turned to ask for confirmation because I refused to believe. To believe that this had happened, and that I was now one of them…. but she was gone. No way to back out of it now. No way to refuse to believe. I am one of them. The one that whispered to me was now in a far different world than me; my friend was now in a far different world than me. And the reason I couldn’t believe was because there wasn’t a hint of shaking in her voice, nor a tear in her eye. Just pure calmness. She had told me before, a long time ago, that she had a special power, and now I know what that power was. I died. And she understood that I did not know. Just by looking at my face while I stood in shock at all of the people and animals that had long since past, an ability that I had never had before. She understood that and is why she whispered softly. However with that she also knew that I would no longer be in pain, nor shall I suffer, for now I was truly free and with that last realization everything began to glow with warmth. I was floating, rising upwards to a wonderful place. There was a bit of sadness in my heart for leaving everything behind, but thanks to her; thanks to my friend I could go in peace. To a much better place and wait for the day that we shall meet again in peace and harmony… .
thought I would try it. this is what I came up with ignore any typos or errors please.
Funguary Day 3
Looked at it and first and only thought was: Magical Girl✨💖
Or maybe not
David Attenborough on the harsh realities of life.
Life Story (2014)
"I felt that most children I knew would be more interested in hearing how a plant killed, how long it would take you to die if you are it and how GRUESOME AND PAINFUL THE DEATH MIGHT BE." The best sentence I have ever read
The Poison Garden
Established in 2005 by the Duchess of Northumberland. The garden contains over 100 deadly and hallucinogenic plants.
’I wondered why so many gardens around the world focused on the healing power of plants rather than their ability to kill… I felt that most children I knew would be more interested in hearing how a plant killed, how long it would take you to die if you ate it and how gruesome and painful the death might be.’
-The Duchess of Northumberland
My best friend just sent me this pic and my god is it the best thing I've seen the whole day