Shrimp Adventures

This might sound silly but hear me out

Headcanons for Rook, Vil, Malleus, and Idia taking MC for a spin on their brooms, telling MC to hold on tight but then getting surprised when MC iron grips their waist for dear life

Idia Shroud:

Idia almost let out a surprised scream but to save his dignity, his mouth clamped shut after a brief surprised yelp. The tips of his hair began to turn pink but you weren’t paying attention to that, too focused on keeping your grip on him solid as your face rested on his back to protect you from the whipping wind.

Malleus Draconia:

Malleus had thrown out the comment as a slight joke, not expecting you to take him so literally. He was far more used to being the source of fear, of repelling the people he was desperate to connect with. Instead, you find safety in him, holding him tight and staying closer than most people would dare to. He was already fond of you but this only seemed to endear you to him even more.

Rook Hunt:

Rook was already feeling the electricity in the air but to have you so shamelessly cling to him while on a romantic broom ride? You were going to permanently reset the rhythm of his heart at this rate! He openly swooned at your bold behavior and the broom follows suit, leading you on a less smooth than expected ride. Rook was always in control but he wanted to see your cute reactions when you thought he wasn’t, looking a little too pleased with himself when he finally landed.

Vil Schoenheit:

Vil will admit his first concern was his hair, as he hadn’t known he was going to take you on a ride like this, but he forgot all about it when he feels your grip. You squeezed around his waist tighter than any corset could, and you’re much warmer too, a good deterrent for the frigid air. He supposed he was the one to issue the order and he did love that you were such a good listener, ready to tease you thoroughly once you were safely on the ground (and his hair was back in proper order).

This is a drawing I made in June so it is quite old, but it did numbers on Instagram so I thought why not share it here too given the Hades fandom on insta is so scarce to see and also insta cropped the hell out of it which I am still displeased about bdbs

A lot of people misinterpreted this drawing as romantic calling it "new Nyx yuri" but it is not 😭 I do not ship Selene and Nyx, this was supposed to be more of a maternal affection sort of thing, Selene leaning on Nyx's shoulder was supposed to be like her relying on her seeing as Nyx was a person of great importance for many of the characters but oh well

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

while I'm on about architecture and the builds of the smp, it's so fucking cool to me how you can tell the era a building was built based on it's materials and contents.

for example, some of the earliest structures (or their ruins, to be exact), were made of wood. once the perpetual conflict started, however, wood structures fell out of favor because they burnt down easily. most of these structures were easily accessed as well, making it easier for people to steal from them and/or burn them down.

then comes the war era. because having the high ground gives many tactical advantages in fights, a lot of the structures from this short period on the server are tower based or are otherwise very tall, like the tower by tommy's house or l'manburg's walls.

as a reaction to the conflict, next came the era of fortresses and more less accessible bases, like dream's house, punz's estate, eret's castle, and purpled's sewer base. as a result of the war, a lot of the bases from this time period also had alternative exits, mostly to the sewers. if a house has an entrance to the sewer, it's probably from the august-october era.

manburg era buildings, though there aren't much surviving from that time (for obvious reasons), had a distinctly corporate and almost inhospitable aesthetic to them. these buildings trended away from houses, and more towards office buildings. most were made of concrete, marble, obsidian, stone bricks, or blackstone. they were the brutalist structures of the dream smp, reflecting the harsh and authoritarian rule that began the era.

then, after the destruction of l'manburg, during the era of peace, many of the homes went back to being built with wood, due to the fact that many people thought the conflict was over for good this time. this also was the era of less serious builds, such as karl's amusement park, the "not kissing booth", the "nightclub", and the el rapids pyramid. but unfortunately, after the first destruction of l'manburg, a lot of people had had enough and opted to move elsewhere, hence the lack of new builds in the greater smp from this era. this era also happened around the holidays, meaning many of the homes trended on the "festive" and cabin aesthetic.

and finally, the current era. after the final destruction of new l'manburg, the greater smp is almost completely abandoned at this point. save for the creation of temples, monuments, and historical sites, not much is being built in the "main part" of the smp. however, a lot of ruins are being restored and preserved, such as tubbo's first house, the l'manhole, and of course, tommy's house. the most interesting development, however, is the uptick in memorials, the most prominent being statues of tommy. however, there is also ponk's graveyard, and the lmanburg flag at the bottom of the crater. it's interesting to me, because it indicates that the conflict has finally stopped enough for people to grieve the losses gained over the course of the past 6 months. if the trend continues, I expect more monuments to the past in the greater smp and more permanent builds away from the main part of the smp.

my point is, it just really goes to show how history can be shown not just through watching it happen and through stories being told but also through the buildings built in the times we study. this is true for real life, too. before the fire of london, almost every building in london was made of timber. now, in the modern day, you'd be hard pressed to find a single building made of wood in the london area. and the structures that have survived from medieval london are all stone structures, making it clear that, yeah, if you want your metropolis to survive, it cannot be fucking flammable.

it goes to show how people learn from the major events of their generation and use that wisdom to make buildings better and more built to last. whether it be a real life fire that decimates a city, or a fictional war waged in minecraft, these events make people think about their comfort and safety and work harder to keep it. and to see this replicated in a minecraft server of all things... well that's just another reason why the story of the smp is so impactful. just because it's pixels on a screen, doesn't mean it's any less sentimental. and I, for one, am completely fine crying every time I see an allium in minecraft if it means I can watch more of these wonderfully dramatic weirdos. <3

Okey so IAM FRICKINGGG MAD

Spoilerrrrrrrr from Twisted Wonderland

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So why the fffffdd

Do they do this

All of the parents look great all of the except one pair ONE MOTHER FRICKING PAIR YOU WANA GUESS WICH ONEEEEEEE

Yheaaa you know the one

Why is IN THE EVER LOVING GOD SILVER AND THE KNIGHT OF DAWN JUST SO SO UNORIGINAL LIKE WTFFFD

All of the other ones look so unique ( and I am missing the grandma from epel and even fricking checka, and Jamil sister) like all original designs to inspire the variety of family traits and yes all of them have similarity beacuse they are FAMILY, BUT COME ONE THIS IS PLAIN COMPY PASTE WTFF EVEN HIS UGLY UNCLE HAS AN ORIGINAL DESIGN UGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I AM done having silver being the low low bottom of this frickong Fandom, and you are gona say but "Lilia is his father too" well yhea but he is also the father to Malleus an they gave him a gorgeous mother, ( no offense to Silver design he is ma baby princess he is perfect and beauty). What i wanted is his father to have at least make the design a little bit different I know you have the capacity like look at all of this family. Just make him.blonde and longer hair is like so weak, because you know what SILVER WAS ORIGINALLY BLONDE SO IN REALITY THEY WOULD BE THE SAME FUCKING PERSON AND SPRITE, SO GET TO WORK DISNEY LIKE COME ONE GET REALL YOU LAZY FRICKS !!!!!!!!#$@$@

to whatever teenager needs to hear this:

statistically your generation is having less underage sex & drinking less & doing fewer drugs & generally making better choices than your parents’ generation

the shit you see on tv is just a bunch of middle-aged tv producers (who should know better) sexualizing you & projecting onto your age group. 

do your best not to internalize it as normal, and absolutely call them on their bullshit. 

Happy Birthday Meow-Meow~