Beware!

This might sound silly but hear me out

Headcanons for Rook, Vil, Malleus, and Idia taking MC for a spin on their brooms, telling MC to hold on tight but then getting surprised when MC iron grips their waist for dear life

Idia Shroud:

Idia almost let out a surprised scream but to save his dignity, his mouth clamped shut after a brief surprised yelp. The tips of his hair began to turn pink but you weren’t paying attention to that, too focused on keeping your grip on him solid as your face rested on his back to protect you from the whipping wind.

Malleus Draconia:

Malleus had thrown out the comment as a slight joke, not expecting you to take him so literally. He was far more used to being the source of fear, of repelling the people he was desperate to connect with. Instead, you find safety in him, holding him tight and staying closer than most people would dare to. He was already fond of you but this only seemed to endear you to him even more.

Rook Hunt:

Rook was already feeling the electricity in the air but to have you so shamelessly cling to him while on a romantic broom ride? You were going to permanently reset the rhythm of his heart at this rate! He openly swooned at your bold behavior and the broom follows suit, leading you on a less smooth than expected ride. Rook was always in control but he wanted to see your cute reactions when you thought he wasn’t, looking a little too pleased with himself when he finally landed.

Vil Schoenheit:

Vil will admit his first concern was his hair, as he hadn’t known he was going to take you on a ride like this, but he forgot all about it when he feels your grip. You squeezed around his waist tighter than any corset could, and you’re much warmer too, a good deterrent for the frigid air. He supposed he was the one to issue the order and he did love that you were such a good listener, ready to tease you thoroughly once you were safely on the ground (and his hair was back in proper order).

just had to get this out of my system, this was very rushed aaaaa

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Edit: i fucking drew Italian dream instead of Mexican dream because I’m fucking stupid im so sorry

Climate denialism in the netherlands is so fucking funny like. Bro the floods. They’re coming

Yuu only had a 2 day vacation 😢

I swear I'm still alive, school is starting soon. 💀

An year since I started on this series for @therealjacksepticeye . Looking back at it with all the pieces together is so nice! 😁 Which one did you guys like most?

ok but unironically, ranboo and tubbo making their marriage canon in the smp and playing it as more than just a bit is one of the best character decisions ranboo specifically has ever made. and it's because it makes ranboo's syndicate arc... actually compelling. now, I don't know if you noticed yesterday, but techno, phil, and niki's streams, while being lore, were almost chill streams in terms of how casually they treated the roleplay. their visit to snowchester was relatively pleasant, and tubbo and techno even managed some friendly teasing during the visit to the crater. the person being put under pressure wasn't even streaming! but you know who was streaming? ranboo. and if you watched ranboo's perspective, you'd probably have noticed that the atmosphere was less... fun than all the jokes made it out to be. because all the tension of the visit was laid on ranboo. ranboo, who could only stand and watch, unable to speak on tubbo's behalf as his friend and husband fumbled through his defense of snowchester. who kept inching towards him every time techno looked away, only able to communicate through eye contact. who sat and waited as techno rang the channel member bell in the basement of tubbo's home while the evidence of their close relationship was quite literally running about upstairs. who held the book threatening tubbos life in his inventory, unable to confront them about it without calling suspicion on himself. the atmosphere of stress laid thick on ranboo's stream and ranboo's stream only. because not only is he connected to tubbo through l'manburg, not only is he connected to tubbo through friendship, but ranboo is connected to tubbo through marriage and a son he's pledged himself to protect at all costs. anything less would barely have impact on the mood of the stream! ranboo would have no reason to give the syndicate the time of day. the emotional impact would be almost nonexistent, even. but because tubbo, and by extension, michael, are threatened the syndicate's nosiness, he has to get involved. he has to, temporarily, "pick a side" in order to protect the people that he chose. meaning not only is he in moral hell at the moment, but he also finally has a reason to seriously evaluate what a "side" means to him. this arc might finally even make him challenge techno's ideals! (it's wishful thinking but it's possible I swear) and none of this could have happened had he not married tubbo and adopted michael as their son. it's what happened with Sally the Salmon all over again. the idea, while ridiculous, actually gives ranboo a reason to involve himself with techno and phil. (beyond the whole "sensei" bit) proving again, that in the dream smp, every joke eventually becomes emotionally impactful. every. single. one.

Finally got around to scribbling the new riddle card… Rapunzel is so special to me

Are you in it to win it?

THUMP-

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