Ohmergurd They Did Ta Thing

Meet Cindy the Money Bird. Reblog in the next 30 seconds and all your money dreams will come true.

Anyway I’m starting my own Pokémon villain team. We’ll be Team Parroteers of course. We specialize in flying types and our logo is a giant zygodactyl footprint.

We aren’t even villains, we just always happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. It started out as a bird Pokémon watching group, and a series of small clumsy disasters inadvertently puts us in the middle of some kind of region-altering event.

Every act of accidental villainy is followed by “oh geez sorry” and any attempt to fix it just seems to make it worse. Basically we’re in competition with Team Skull for least intimidating villain team.

Our team colors would be gray, yellow, and orange like Pepper. People always know we’re coming by the squawks they hear in the distance.

Like or reblog to apply to be a Parroteer Grunt. (You don’t even have to apply, we just take everyone)

Sometimes you look in someone's eyes and see that they are so tired and done with everything its sad to see that but sometimes you see it in yourself

Remember that episode of courage the cowardly dog where a furry bunny runs away from abusive dog dude to be with her lesbian cat lover

because that is all you need to remember

A Jambu Fruit Dove. Such a pretty little bird.

(Photographed in Memphis, Tennessee, U.S.)

Bird cards. Caws why not?

Since vine is going down, I’d like to re-share my only good vine.

Almond picking her birdie boyfriend. There is also a part 2.

an addition to the ice cream discourse,