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Zaslechnuto na střední škole

"Pane učiteli, to je vaše moč?"

"Prší protože byla nějak vysoká ....ta vlhkost."

"Sto roků v šatně žil, mlčel jsem."

"Občas jsem trochu průprdnější"

"Každá palačinka, dobrá palačinka"

"Vztahy na začátku první světové - kdo s kým? proč? a za kolik?"

"Můj hroch stále nemá tričko."

"Ona vypadá jak Miloš Zeman"

"Dokud se nespáříte, tak vás nepustím!" *Pouštění Careless whisper dvoum plošticím* *Pouštění Cbat dvoum plošticím*

"já myslím, že Hurvínek by ustál waterboarding"

"kde máš zbytek svého otce?"

"Mentálně jsem na dně, ale geograficky jsem v prdeli."

"Freud se v hrobě tetelí."

"Děti nepodpalujte."

"Tahle učebna nemá žádné feng shui!"

"Pokřti mě ve slivovici, ať je že mě vesničan!"

call me "disgusting" and a "sick fuck" one more time, I'm almost there

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

This lowkey turned me on

William Lamson | Think Globally, Act Locally

breaking into the houses of beautiful women to steal their razors and whisper subliminal messages to them so they stop shaving their body hair

Do care + did ask + please don't stop talking + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Kitsuragi Cube

Op's pronouns: he/him, they/them

sometimes, as a tgirl dating another tgirl, your partner will randomly metamorphosize and transform into a corrupted version of herself; at which point you must spend the next hour engaged in a verbal boss fight attempting to assure her that you do in fact love her and that she deserves to have you as a partner. if you lose she kills herself

Still can't get over the fact that Toby Fox dreamed up a game ending, but he decided he wanted to make something a little less ambitious first, so instead he made the most influential indie game of all time

Just... Wow

Y’all see it too right?

i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.

oh my god

So for the past 12 days in honor of valentines day I’ve been making daily comics based off true stories about making my ex cry during my toxic first relationship (”times my ex made me cry” would be…a much darker comic.) Plz enjoy, it was very cathartic for me to make!

dreams

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

danger days mcr as “get in loser, we’re going shopping” from mean girls(2004)

ME

Smart girls who’s brains short circuit when they’re horny.

Early morning at the office ☆♡

The wives everrrr, I saw seaweeds yuri tachioda once and it rewired my brain, can you guys tell..

Credit for cup design goes to my beloved boyfriend, personally i find it hilarious.

Happy Tachioda Tuesday <3

sex was definitely better pre 9/11 whenever they added all that tsa bullshit they ruined sex too i know this

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you