Ask Me Anything! (Please I Need To Talk To Someone)

the "say something" text on the message box has never felt so taunting. im so scared.

It’s so goddam annoying when I think about breathing through my nose.

you have fallen into my trap, you now are manually breathing and will die if you stop. Hehehe, collapse mortal.

this is great, I love this website

Count them, I dare you

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

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i like how hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby is used as a reaction to lopsided fights because i actually thought the joke was that the two were evenly matched. i thought coughing babies really could hold their own here

I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

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