Me Waiting For My Popeyes Chicken

Happiness Will Come To You.

whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.

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You go to fight the tooth fairy and these are the boss rooms

i cant stop fucking laughing

very scared of boobs because they remind me of the dark souls basilisks

yeah thats what it says

Gonna start putting cryptic codes in my posts so you guys have something fun to do

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh