Can Anyone Translate Whatever The Hell My Little Brother Has Going On Rn

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On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though

This came to me in a dream and I am worried

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

IM DYING

nice

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

nice

Firehose?! hows your mom going to get a job now?

gud pupper be playin pianos but then the keys sank and that spook him and he wake

What’s he dreaming about?

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh