Ungh Yeah Sex So Good [Holds Finger To Earpiece] Hold On [............] The President Was Just Assassinated

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

Oh my god danny davito and optimus prime

Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍

God, anyone who is happier than me should perish

I am in tears

Call me childish but this is my new favorite place. You can not, and will not, even try to change my mind. It even has a church to the most famous plumber ever, how can I be wrong

Me: does literally the slightest thing wrong

My brain:

when you need to poop but the toilet is across the room

Ask me anything! (Please I need to talk to someone)

catholic pez

omw to my local ocean to toss in a tomato just to make sure