This Post Altered My Brain So Now Whenever I Have A Bowl Of Any Food I Think Oh Fuck Yes It’s A Little

We don't blame them

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When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

at the wedding instead of catching a bouquet the women all put on these and brawl for who gets married next

hmmm

He has yet to know it, but he just made the perfect bread for toast

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

GUYS ITS NEIL DAY

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.