The Gang's All Here

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

A story in two parts

saw this at goodwill today almost bought it

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.

ITS TIME TO GET FUCKING SPOOKY

We don't blame them

I would enjoy a boof please… I’m lonely... also you might have hamburber but don‘t tell anyone

when in doubt just ask a dog 

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

me when i walk into a swarm of gnats

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being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon