Pardon Me But Can Someone Tell Me What The Hells Going On With The Playlists Spotify Is Putting Together

It’s almost Passover :)

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.

cannot believe ya'll waited this long to tell me about the DADDY brand of french sugar

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Carsten Höller's 'Upside Down Mushroom Room' from 2000 in the Fondazione Prada, Milan

You go to fight the tooth fairy and these are the boss rooms

i cant stop fucking laughing

When will you return to the Forest

When all factories are rubble

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.

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