Straight People Are So Fascinating Even When They Aren't Actively Trying To Be Homophobic. I Had A Class

straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.

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2 months ago

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11 months ago

I made a xenogender(I already posted it to Pinterest like a week ago imma add more information to it on here)

Genderx: when your gender feels like the gender equivalent of screaming into a pillow because you're trying to solve X on your math homework but you fell asleep during class

I Made A Xenogender(I Already Posted It To Pinterest Like A Week Ago Imma Add More Information To It
I Made A Xenogender(I Already Posted It To Pinterest Like A Week Ago Imma Add More Information To It
I Made A Xenogender(I Already Posted It To Pinterest Like A Week Ago Imma Add More Information To It

Genderx can be paired with other identities it can feel fem or masc or androgynous what's important is that trying to figure out your gender is like trying to figure out a math problem you don't understand


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11 months ago

if you don't think that cis men who are aromantic are queer, get out. if you think that lesbians who are sometimes straight and gays who are sometimes straight are not valid, get out. if you don't support trans people who are sometimes cis, get out. if you don't support lesbians and gays who are genderfluid or multiple genders, get out. if you don't support xenogenders, get out. if you feel "uncomfortable" around disabled people, get out. if you don't support straight people who are sometimes gay, get out. if you don't support trans people who don't want to transition, get out. if you don't support feminine trans guys and masculine trans girls, get out. if you don't support gnc people, get out. if you don't support straight trans people, get out. if you don't support people who use neopronouns and xenopronouns, get out. if you don't support trans people who don't pass as their gender, get out.

2 months ago

right a week or so ago i saw a post re: trans masculinity about how it's silly to say the queer community doesn't devalue men cos gay men are often the centre of attention and the main 'representation' of the community, and i hear that, acknowledge it, whatever

but you acknowledge that's a specific type of gay man, right? usually skinny, white, a 'twink', if you will - effeminate if not outright femmy, heavily embellished in drag culture and 'the scene'. rarely (and mostly online, maybe different outside the UK) does it include black men too though they are usually also skinny and 'twinks' (and obviously in different countries this will also centre/include different races. don't be obtuse with me here. they're still usually skinny and ablebodied still).

meanwhile bears are viewed as a rarity, 'actually they're so masculine but they're very nice!' which is backhanded lol; whenever a 'masculine' looking [straight] man is a little bit effeminate they get assumed to be gay, but masculine looking masculine acting men don't get this assumption; masculine presenting and acting trans men (and neither are trans women or nonbinary people who fit this bill) aren't included in so-called 'safe spaces' for cis women, trans people, nonbinary people; any masculine looking guy in a gay space is assumed to be a threat first; every masculine gay guy i know feels a little bit annoyed/irritated that they have to fem themselves up to fit in to the point they reject calling themselves 'gay' and opt for 'queer' cos they aren't effeminate

like, yeah, sure, men are the face of the queer community when they're effeminate, usually white, ablebodied, perisex, and skinny but not when they're masculine, fat, disabled, intersex or of colour. anti-masculinity is fucking rife in the queer community at large, the only places i really see it openly accepted and celebrated IRL and online is in kink and fetish spaces (where they're also presumed to be tops, dominating, aggressors until they prove otherwise - usually by making themselves act more effeminate as mentioned previously - and then society at large considers these types of men predators and pedophiles etc for daring to express their kinks in spaces made for them in a safe-for-work manner)

then older men are better at accepting masculine men, also, but the queer community especially online doesn't acknowledge older people ever. so

no, actually, i do think the queer community has a problem with men, but more specifically masculinity (which isn't limited to men of course). so the moment trans men dare to dip their toes into masculinity, embrace body hair, beards, embrace 'men' mannerisms, to take up space, to be loud, to have masculine-associated hobbies, they're not considered trans anymore. and you barely like trans men when they're more feminine, anyway.

2 months ago

I don't take hormone pills and I don't take drugs😊 how am I harming your friend? Did I hurt her feelings? Am I not allowed an opinion or the ability to comment on what they say on a very public website? What happened to freedom of speech or do I not get that cause I'm a tranny "pervert" I asked questions I still haven't gotten an answer for any of them

Dam theres a trans whatever weirdo harrasing my friends Cause he has an oppinion and vents this is proof they are drugged up Weirdos!!! Harming them from their woke madness

Beware of @goblinhivemind

hes insane . Probly from the hormone pills he takes

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

11 months ago

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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