I'm So Sick Of This Fuck-stick, Ass-hat, Inept, Ignorant, Pitiful Excuse For A Human. And We're Not Even

I was about 4 and said to my dad, "Screw you!" He wheeled on me with ferocity unforeseen and I couldn't figure out why...I thought it meant using a screwdriver. I mean, he said it all the time; what else could he have been talking about?

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

10 reasons not to vaccinate my kid:

1. I believe in god and don’t understand statistics. 2. I have no idea of chemistry and biology and therefore believe that any association with a harmful element is automatically harmful. Even if the amount is insignificant. 3. I do not understand the difference between correlation and causality. 4. I ignore the most obvious studies and prefer to believe quacks that have been refuted a thousand times, that either have never treated or rightly no longer treat patients. 5. I cannot distinguish serious and scientific sources from lies and false promises and therefore believe that [insert arbitrary facebook/twitter/random page]  is a credible source. 6. I know that there are problems with the pharmaceutical industry, therefore I consistently ignore everything that has to do with science and real medicine. 7. I do not understand the concept of herd immunity. 8. I do not watch news and therefore do not know what is going on in countries and regions lacking adequate vaccination protection. 9. I am not able to think logically and I don’t even realize that a conspiracy of this magnitude (with millions of people involved) could never be kept secret. 10. I want my child to die.

There’s really nothing more to say...

Baby boomers pass on the Earth to future generations, 2018

Holy Malphas' balls! Isn't this where you wash up on Enderal's shores?

San Nicola Arcella, Italy - by Simone Bramante

I had a total TGIF-SHIT moment today. It lasted most of the morning. Imagine my disappointment.

It's called "deflection" and it's cowardly bullshit. Everyone needs to take responsibility for their actions. Period.

JUST. KEEP. ASKING.

Khajiit once accidentally seduced Nazeem. Right on the porch of Breezehome.

It wasn’t supposed to mean anything, but it decided we must be friends.

Apparently it was very lonely.

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So chill....

I am playing a part in this... whether I want to or not