Winter In April,

hello everyone welcome back to Tumblr 2, where you can find Nazis, homophobes, death threats, and people who want absolute strangers dead but hey, no tiddies right?

This!!!

This makes me so happy.

Being American, I am most familiar with temperatures in °F, but I can relate certain °C values with no need for mathematical gyrations:

15°C: Nice! I might consider a light jacket

20°C: Perfect for any outdoor activity, no jacket, no shoes, no problem

30°C: I am wallowing in a pool of my own sweat and am poised to lay waste to anyone who vexes me

I miss them, the humans.

We used to talk every day, about my journeys and the things I found during them. My pictures and explorations, everything that I did was somehow special to them.

They called me brave, and strong, saying that I was able to do much more than they ever thought possible of me, but I never believed a word of it.

“I’m only doing my job.” I told them, “Nothing more, nothing less.”

Time went on, and I began to wear down. The humans messages began to change. They started speaking of “love” and “death.”

It wasn’t long before I understood what they meant, they were worried about me. I was touched, but nevertheless I kept moving forward. I had a job to do.

I finally was forced to stop by the wear and tear of time, and was able to send one last message to the humans, my creators and friends.

“My battery is low and it’s getting dark.”

So now I sit here in this sea of red dust, alone and broken. But I am not afraid.

Because I know the humans love me, and I know they’ll come to say hello again.

Nice! So, what were your awesome meals? Did you know that pictures of meals are nearly as common on Facebook as selfies?

So today was much more eventful, as illustrated by the pictures below, including my first-ever selfie! The day started off with me discovering that my biological clock set itself, as I woke up 6:00 am, local time. Following an absolutely superb breakfast and finding an imperial system of ants...

Holy crap! I always thought I had brown eyes, but tonight I have D20 eyes!

Natural Eye Color Chart

"Not a squirrel! " XD

Some more funny library signs.

Sure. Why not.

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

Just had a delightful conversation with these two dudes. Don’t know about what exactly but I like to think we were on the same page and agreed with each other wholeheartedly.

reddit

r/GetMotivated - [Image] Feeling bad about yourself

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Fresh perspective (for me, at least) on my loathsome lack of flawlessness