He's An Inter-dimensional God. He's Some Old Man's Pathetic Ex. He Controls Space And Time And Survived

he's an inter-dimensional god. he's some old man's pathetic ex. he controls space and time and survived his own death. he wears eyeliner and mascara. he was a master manipulator who succeeded in getting countless victims to drive away anyone who could've saved them. he's dressed up like a little court jester and performing dances in a little orb. he's terrifying. he's the most cringefail loser triangle alive who's taking an infinity of court-mandated anger management sessions. he sent the plagues to egypt as flirting. he burned his entire dimension to ashes in a desperate attempt to liberate it. he has little booties and he's playing the xylophone. he has a youtube channel with 3.25 million subscribers. he'S FINE HE'S COMPLETELY FINE--

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drawbeautifully

7 months ago

I think a lot of Ford haters would also be Stan haters if we had a book full of his most private and vulnerable thoughts too.

You telling me that if Stan kept a journal he wouldn't have a moment where he thought about his brother for too long, got angry, and wrote some shit about how Ford is just some stuck up academic living easy off his grant money and doesn't care about his family? That after reuniting with Ford after 30 years, he wouldn't furiously write passages about his ungrateful brother gallivanting around the universe having fun adventures, growing out his sideburns, and not showering while he was working tirelessly to bring him home? That at the beginning of summer, before he really got to know his niece and nephew, he wouldn't make some snap judgements about Dipper being kind of a wuss, and express frustration at having to keep these snot nosed kids busy so they don't go snooping around and ruin everything? "Stan wouldn't do that! He loves those kids-" Yeah, he does, but he's also curmudgeonly and closed off and wouldn't know them yet. He'd be have first impressions (like everyone does) and write down those PRIVATE thoughts and frustrations in a PRIVATE journal.

"I just don't like Ford because he's an asshole-" SO IS STAN. STAN IS A MASSIVE ASSHOLE. Most of the time his assholery gets played off for laughs, and he either gets his comeuppance or learns a lesson by the end of the episode. Plus we have the whole series to get to know his better qualities and be endeared to him. Ford has much fewer episodes to work with, he's beefing with a character we already like, he only gets to learn his lesson at the end of the series, and we have a book full of his private thoughts that he doesn't say to anyone's face.

Ford is at a huge disadvantage here. I've noticed a trend in the fandom of Ford's flaws being amplified and exaggerated while Stan's get smoothed over. Neither of them are nice people. They've both done some fucked up shit. If you can look past that in Stan to see his good qualities and how far he's willing to go for the people he cares about, you should be able to do that for Ford too.

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drawbeautifully

3 years ago

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