I Apologize Profusely, But I'm But A Man, And Sometimes I Forget This Is My General Kink Blog

The #1 incentive I have to contribute to the fight against the patriarchy is making society more prone to the idea of sub men such as me

You're telling me gender equality could lead to the normalization of women being in a position of dominance and/or control? Sign me the fuck in -w-

Long entangling hair being used as a metaphor for possessiveness, infatuation and/or psychological dependence

If you're like this you won't need to find me I'm already at your door and possibly with a leash in my mouth (I'm very normal about this)

Yesterday was April 25th, AKA the national anniversary of Italy's liberation from nazism/facism.

Spent all of the day on a plane, so now that I can post again I can finally say FUCK FASCISM NOW AND FOREVER AFTER

🇮🇹✨Viva la Liberazione!✨🇮🇹

Who wants to be my fairy roommate 👉👈

Side-effects of getting a fairy roommate: turns out a really high proportion of the human population is allergic to fairy dust, so it's kind of like owning a cat but with more social awkwardness.

I feel like the potential of large fluffy tails is seriously underestimated in this community

Not only that would mean be completely tied up in softness (which is the peak of control by itself) but also constantly tickled and possibly ALLERGIC to all of it? Your face and nose buried in a mountain of tickly fur??? Forget rolled up tissues this is where it's at 😵‍💫

It's been a while huh

You can say that out loud man 😤

It might sound sudden but I want - no I need someone to torture me with her perfume. I want her to tie me to a chair and spray it all around and hugging me and making me inhale it until I'm sneezing my head off but it smells so good I want you to continue. I don't care just hug me and stuff my face in your hair until my eyes are burning and my nose is itching and my throat feels dry, if I tell you to stop it only means to continue and maybe kiss my nose please okay do we have a deal?

Hey

Need this :3

And on tonight's episode of: "ME AND WHO??"

Um…you see… I Went a little bonkers on this one