TIME SENSITIVE! DR. AMAL HAS 9 DAYS TO RAISE $15k TO EVACUATE HER FAMILY FROM GAZA

Dragon Prince vent

So, are we going to talk about how Runaan was treated? He was turned into a *ucking coin for crying out loud! Are we going to talk about how scary the baker is? HE USES HIS ROLLING PIN TO FIGHT OVER POWERED WALMART-VERSION-SUNFIRE ELVES, AND COMES OUT WITH OUT A SCRATCH! We gonna talk about Viren and his s*it? How about how whatever the king’s name is (the guy in episode one, Callum’s adopted father) and how he’s so *ucking awesome? How about how Ezran’s mother died? Where Claudia found the unicorn horn? Why didn’t Viren stay dead? Why can’t he just die already? What happens after season four?

How is she so fat? She’s like, a year or less old!

While there are many, many bigger problems in the world, let me tell you about a smaller one.

Kids watching YouTube.

Yes, I do know that there is a channel CALLED YouTube Kids, but tell me, how many children on that are watching music, or some sort of ""relaxation video""?

There's YouTube Kids in some schools, and that's kinda cute, but YouTube Kids is not for people twelve plus, and who even gets within twelve feet of YouTube Kids for anything other than music videos because literally everything else is blocked?

And don't get me started on younger kids on YT Shorts.

That gets ugly.

Fast.

Have you seen YT Shorts on an account that's not signed in?

Not the environment for kids under fifth grade (I think that's when you learn about reproduction?)!!

*appears out of nowhere after several months or smth*

Despite the fact that the original plan is in shambles, on fire, and buried six feet in the ground, somehow, things have worked out!

I am a living person!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH LIFE HAS LET ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY

"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"

Poster spotted in Olympia, WA

music freaks fanart . no i will Nawt explain myself

Dani knows her options as a homeless runaway are limited. So, sometimes, she likes to leave it. The entire planet, that is.

She likes exploring space. There's so many alien cultures, and as a ghost she can travel very fast. After all, why would a ghost need to obey the laws of physics or thermodynamics?

Small problem though.

She came across a spaceship full of weird goods. It apparently belonged to some merchants, and she was having a little fun digging through their stuff. She didn't know what half of it was, but it looked cool!

The problem happened when she phased through a really weird, super reinforced crate; and found slaves.

Naturally, she freed them. Since none of them had any real combat training, she led the charge to take over the ship and kick the merchant slavers out.

Things...spitballed.

She accidentally got labeled as a Space Pirate, and is wanted by the Lantern Corp.

So why not live up to it?

While Danny and Dan get their educations and do boring hero and everyday life stuff, Dani become one of the most notorious pirates in space. She targets merchant ships and checks for slaves, and if there are any she forces the merchants out in the emergency exit pods and steals their ship.

It's gotten to the point where in just three years, she has a fleet.

She just wears a helmet so that Vlad or Danny or Dan or the GIW doesn't get any ideas and try to hunt her.

Then she gets word about a huge attack on Earth.

And, well...she's from Earth. She may be a wanted criminal, but she isn't about to forget where she came from!

She routes her fleet behind the enemy and launches a surprise attack. She has her people choose their favorite Earth hero and wear their symbol, so that Earth knows who to shoot at and who's trying to help.

Because of the magic users she knows the Justice League has, she can't go ghost around the magicky ones or they'll mess up her groove.

She grabs the heroes, escorts them to the Watchtower, gets in a fight, and is forced to remove her helmet.

The heroes manage to finally activate Earth's defense system.

Meanwhile, Dani finds herself face to face with a Green Lantern, who did have his ring aimed at her, but it's starting to dip to the floor.

"...You can't be older than fifteen. You're a kid?"

"You're...one of Bruce's kids?" Superman asks, voice strained.

Dani decides she doesn't want to deal with this.

Dani drops a smoke bomb/flashbang and books it; she has a ship to get back to.

Not the first time he's been stared at but this one was... Pretty memorable.

no clue who they are but somebody asked me to vote doom