Me:*drives a Chevy cobalt 4dr Lt*
Me: *drives past a Chevy cobalt 2dr srt with a turbo*
Me: "hey here's your coupon to gapplebees"
Me*floors it*
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
Eagle joins a family of magpies for a meal
Eminem's been a scumfuck petty cunt for the last 4 years but placing the highest bid on a juice world hook to throw a completely irrelevant verse on it irks the fuck out of me even worse than how he did mgk and cannon
I got new square toes and I feel like I'm cheating on my old boots
i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat