Watching Barbie Today

new dbd game mode: peepaw takes you fishing

GAGS AND DIES

He’s so cute bro I cannot get this dummy man out of my hand oh my god!1!1!1!1!

Your taste in men is absolute ASS

i've been thinking about james for days..... had to draw him rq

my favourite red heads from the indigo elite four

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

silent hill 2 is about finding your wife and heading to pf chang's

Nevermind you’re actually so real for that

In a mansion far away,

there was an ultimate sinner.

Sitting there, without a care,

she started up her last dinner.

Food prepared in this despair,

it's all going down to my waist.

All alone, I eat at home. I'll

stuff it all into my face !

What a shame, you want my

name ? It's Banika Conchita !

Give a whirl, 'cause I'm the girl who's

craving foods from 'round the world.

In the end, I recommend that

you all stop acting so crude.

What I want, I will be blunt, is

the world's most gruesome of foods.

Bow down you clowns, answer to me.

Show them what you'll be

for the great Conchita !

Savor the flavors from

all around the world.

Let them know that everything

belongs to this girl !

Now is the time for me

to devour everything !

I'll have a ball and eat up

whatever the menu brings.

Poisons galore, I don't care,

why don't you give me more ?

Nothing but spice, this will

suffice, so stop being a bore.

Eat up until you are filled

up to your stomach's wish.

If you're not full then you can

always eat up all your dishes!

Fun's just begun, we're not done,

where do you think you're going ?

Come here, my dear ! There

is nothing for you to fear.

Here's the cook, giving a look,

and acting like he has a choice.

Can it be ? He asked of me, while

speaking soft in a low voice,

"Let me go from your chateau,

I beg of you my lady."

Hmph, all these people here

are just driving me crazy !

Bow down you clowns, answer to me.

Show them what you'll be

for the great Conchita !

Think once or twice, food is my vice.

Everybody pays with a heavy price !

(LAUGHING)

Now is the time for me

to devour everything.

I'll have a ball and eat up

whatever the menu brings !

Hair colored blue, what to

do, I know I'm eating you.

This feels so right, but I know

it won't stop my appetite.

Eat up until you are filled

up to your stomach's wish.

If you're not full then you can

always eat up all your dishes !

Hey, little boy, what a joy,

I won't put you to waste.

Don't you dare go, 'cause I

want to know how you taste.

Days went by, my servants died,

they've all become a part of me.

Nothing's left, I guess it's best

that no one's living here with me.

What I seek is real unique,

I guess it isn't even crude.

What I want, I will be blunt, is the

world's most gruesome of foods !

Now is the time for me

to devour everything.

What's there to eat, I wonder what

else can this life still bring !

Smiling away, what can

I possibly eat today ?

I got a plan, I guess

I am my own buffet !

Conchita's found her meal to eat today.

With nothing left, she has

become herself, her prey.

Oh, what a joy, I will

never put myself to waste.

No one will know how

delicious I am to taste !

.

He served

I think a lot about this cunty diamond dog from hueys trial

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REAL

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late