more good omens!! literally whats up with these guys
Days seem sometimes as if they’ll never end
anya my beloved
an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue
With the help of an ER Nurse with multiple years in her field, this is a Masterpost for an analysis on the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie on what their injuries would be were the movie seen through a realistic lens. These injuries were figured out through hours of research into the movie and injuries that could come from certain attacks, and were proofread by an EMT who said it was accurate.
This post is dedicated to the angst lovers, artists, and writers out there who enjoy being realistic or accurate in their depictions of injuries and ailments. This is for you <3
Each character's injury list has a timestamp and description of the event that caused their injuries.
And at long last, the posts.
Rules - The 'rules' of the analysis
Benefit(s) of the Doubt - Caveats, so I can excuse how Leo's somehow alive
Leo’s Injuries
Donnie’s Injuries
Raph’s Injuries
Mikey’s Injuries
April’s Injuries
Casey Jr’s Injuries
Splinter’s Injuries
Brain Injuries
DISCLAIMER: Injuries are impossible to accurately predict, as this is both in a fictional setting and the fact that the same event could give different injuries to different people depending on many, many factors. These are theories.
Asks are open in reference to this post, and if you have anything you want to ask me about injuries in ROTTMNT episodes, for example, I’ll be happy to answer them!
Reblogs would be much appreciated, I’ve spent weeks working on this analysis between my jobs and schoolwork, and working around the schedule of professionals and their own schedules!!
IM SO HYPED FOR SEASON 2
might doodle more of these two, not sure :3
had to make fan art immediately for the newest cass apocalyptic updates bc raphs return made me so excited i exploded into confetti
@somerandomdudelmao u have made a true masterpiece with this au series 🙏🙏 thank u for making it and I hope u enjoy the art 🙌
one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.
15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”
so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.
thank you cow couple
Thank you, Swansea.