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every day i wonder why i'm not living in a dark castle with secret passageways and rooms filled with books

I flirt through reblog and liking posts because I’m a mature adult

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

Include men in your body positivity. you are not body positive if you make fun of male pattern baldness, neckbeards, fatness, etc in men. these traits are just as worthy of acceptance regardless of if it's wrapped in pink bows or not.

An Allegory of Fame and an Allegory of Virtue (detail) Sirani Elisabetta, 1638-1665.