Shining Armour...? Corvus, The Only Thing Shining Is Your Eyes. You're Wearing Entirely Black.

Huh. Did I hear that right? Okay, sleep well then.

*Drapes his coat over her the second she stops paying attention*

Ms. Aurora? Are you okay in there?

( @drpercival )

Percy-

Shit- I'm not okay. I'm going to crash out. It's too much. The fucking nightmares and voices screaming in my head are too much.

Did you just wink at me?

My type is bitchy, tired, shady-looking men, by the way.

you keep telling that relationships are disgusting.

are you asexual or just sociophobic?

very good question...

yes. I hate people... they're disgusting in so many different ways.

not sociophobic tho. sociophobics are scared of people, and I feel nothing, but pure disgust of the way they're thinking, acting or showing contradictory emotions. I just want to do my job, without a portion of your persobal drama unless it's somehow connected to the case

and no. I am not "asexual" or whatever modern nonsense there is... I feel sexual attraction. I have a type y'know? various people throughout my life. but that's all...

You look like yPLEASEPLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLE- sorry idk what that was. you secretly collect stuff that brings you joy

EXCUSE ME?!?

...I do.

Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning”)

...Nice eyes. Come past my workshop and I'll make you some perfectly fitted goggles. Ah, got to keep them safe, right?

dunno how that was taken...

probs have a memory gap...

to that one who made the picture: tnx i look good don't tell big boss tho

True. Mutations are cooler. I'm missing a hand, if you're interested.

wait ur an ASS kinda guy? I pegged you as a titty lover

You assumed incorrectly.

The gluteal region offers structural support, kinetic function, and evolutionary advantage.

Also it’s hot 😇

Make my muse talk about one of their...

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You're getting blood in my mouth, Corv. Hot

You want a tissue, or to keep bleeding on me? Doesn't matter either way.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

Would you be interested in piloting a test mech suit? I promise it won't implode and crush your bones.

Someday, I'll have two people fighting for me, but don't intervene. Let them, because soon they'll find out they're actually in love with each other and I'd be in the background, crying, because I was secretly rooting for them and my otp finally came true.

*A pained yelp is very audible as he hits himself in the face with exasperation*

*knocks on door* Doctor, I’m aware that you have been stressed and…angry lately. I brought something that may help. *carrying Missy in his arms* I have been told small animals relieve stress.

( @ask-dr-xeno )

@missy-the-cat

...if that's your way to apologize for the mri accident then we're even for now

but it would be much better if you dropped me some antidepressants or the motherwort

do you even know that some people use it as a sedative? guess not. you should try adding it to tea

and now if you excuse me...

"pulls out the homemade toy and dried sprat"

look what I got here, kitty? you like fish, yeah? your uncle made a special one for your growth~ 🌺🌺

who's a good kitty? who's a- "turns to Xeno completely annoyed" are we done, boss? I have a very important job to do.

who's a good kitty? look at the toy? isn't it fun? hehehe :> 🌺🌺🌺