Even In Balck And White, You're Still Slaying.👑

People With Vaginas😍

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

This is actually my dream... No shit😂

After the Battle Of Hogwarts, there’s a funeral for everyone who perished that night, and the last burial is for Severus Snape. Only they never actually found his body, despite Harry and co supposedly seeing him die, so the casket is empty. In the forest near the graveyard, just within the tree line, Snape, who is still alive and well, is watching his own funeral while eating chips.

I didn’t see the ending coming

Art by Valerio Buonfantino

Love this😍

SLYTHERIN | BISEXUAL | FEMME | AQUARIUS

requested by @vikkivalkyrie

Voldemort: They’ll never see it coming.

Severus: [under his breath] And neither will you.

Voldemort: I’m sorry. What was that?

Severus: [after long pause] Huh? What?

Voldemort: You just said something.

Severus: No, I didn’t.

Voldemort: Yes, you did.

Severus: No, I didn’t.

Voldemort: Yes you did. I said, “They’ll never see it coming,” and you said, “And neither will you.”

Severus: [dumbly] I did?

Voldemort: We all heard you.

Severus: Oh… what I meant to say was: “And neither will you guys.” Meaning the Order. I was just emphasizing my point.

Voldemort: Oh, okay.

Severus: [under his breath] That was close.

Voldemort: What was that?

Severus: [cringes]

Fuck.😭

I’m trying to save your life, you idiot.

Gallup Poll names Hillary Clinton most admired woman in America for the 15th year in a row

Obama bests Trump to be named most admired man

15th straight year eh?

OMG!!! Hahahaha I really can't stop laughing😂😘 #Professorsnape #slytherin #Hogwartsmysteries

“I’m not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it.”

— Unknown

“wOmEn ArE tOo EmOtIoNaL”