Someone Pls Do An Edit Of Umbridge And Trump

Hillary fandom in a nutshell 😂

#Philippines

Reblog and put the country where you live in the tags!

I want to see where all my Pro-Snape followers hail from 😊

Women who don't want babies

• are not selfish • are not less of a woman • are not weird • are not immature • won’t necessarily change her mind • won’t necessary be a lonely old lady • “a lonely old crazy cat lady” is a patriarchal asshole stereotype:):):):) • doesn’t necessarily hate kids • doesn’t need to give you an explanation

I'm literally crying again.

that’s what makes them h e r o e s (x)

Severus Snape: What are they?

Neville Longbottom: *raises hand*

Severus Snape: Yes, Longbottom, you can go to the bathroom. Anybody else?

Neville Longbottom: No, professor, I know the answer.

Severus Snape: *snorts*

Neville Longbottom:

Severus Snape: Oh, you’re serious.

sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.

Gallup Poll names Hillary Clinton most admired woman in America for the 15th year in a row

Obama bests Trump to be named most admired man

15th straight year eh?

So I go on Snape’s Harry Potter wiki page

Oh sweet let’s have a look.

Flying: Severus was capable of unsupported flight. The only other known wizard that was able to do this was Lord Voldemort himself.

I must’ve overlooked that

Love: Severus was one of the only people in Voldemort’s inner circle who was capable of feeling unconditional love. 

Of course

Dark Arts: Severus had a passion for the Dark Arts from a young age, and was especially talented with curses, or so some believed. 

Well that’s well known

Potioneer: Severus was extremely adept at potion-making and worked as the Potions Master at Hogwarts for about 15 years. 

Right, well that should be it. Oh wait-…

Occlumency and Legilimency: Snape’s unerring ability to conceal his thoughts and feelings from external penetration proved to be crucial forhim. 

Okay there are all his talents- oh perhaps not.

Transfiguration: Severus was skilled in Transfiguration, being able to conjure objects and animals, and Transfigure elements into other objects with apparent ease.

Severus that’s enough.

Charms: Snape could use charms without fail

Severus please

Duelling: Although he rarely appeared in any known duels Snape was shown to be a very capable duellist. 

Your Mary Sue side is showing Severus

Spell creation: As a student at Hogwarts, Severus was very inventive with new spells.

YOU CAN STOP NOW

Non-verbal and wandless magic: Snape was adept at using non-verbal spells, from the most basic uses (such as instruction-writing on blackboards and clean ups) to the most advanced (such as combat curses). 

STOP BEING SO TALENTED

Logical thinking: Snape’s logic and deductive reasoning skills were such that he helped protect the Philosopher’s Stone by creating an obstacle, which was based on logic rather than magical skill.

JESUS CHRIST

Broomstick handling/Quidditch: On top being capable of unsupported flight in his later days, Snape was an able flyer on a broomstick, and sure enough in the rules of Quidditch to take over the position of referee at least once.

-faints-

When Dumbledore is savage as fawk