Cale And Dokja Are In Two Different Sides Of The Self-sacrificing Bastards Spectrum. Yujin Is There In

I am living for Binghe taking the baby disciples on field trips to the demo realm. I NEED a fanfic of it, doesn’t matter if it’s OOC, I AM CRAVING IT

Thinking of an Idea where Qing Jing peak and An Ding Peak disciples share talks about their Shizuns and theirs demon lovers.

All started in a conference with both head disciples:

Yue Qingyuan' disciple: "And about the new documentations of demon realm..."

Ming fan whispering to himself: oh this again?

An Ding head disciple: At this point I know more of demons than humans.

MF: ...

HD: ...

*Friendship acquired*

*Bonding over late workout hours and the underappreaciation they get from their Shizuns due to their demon husbands*

Guessing most other disciples start talking about their Shizuns and all the drama they have.

"Hey, can you um... barricade the wall of the bamboo house?"

"Again?!"

"They are doing it again! And it's too obvious it's hurting our ears! They aren't even being quiet about it!"

Suddenly another An Ding disciples goes like "Well that's probably not going to be their first time. Don't you remember when—"

"Shidi no."

They might bond over demon behavior.

"Okay so, don't fret but demons can tend to be a little possessive."

The Qing Jing peak disciple crying "Is that why I was hit with a vase? I didn't know bringing food to Shizun was going to cause Shixiong to hit me !"

*An Ding disciple suddenly having flashbacks to the time he brought a comb as a birthday gift and was almost annihilated for no reason.* "They can be possessive."

It would have been fun to get to know how Binghe's Shidis would have all thought about this. Like watching their Shizun blossom from a kindhearted disciple to a demon lord!?! An Ding explain!

Meanwhile An Ding's youngest disciples are having a field day with their demon dad who decided to start dropping off more as of lately.

Imagine they also talk to other peaks about this.

Yang Yixuan: Pst, any tips on how to defeat demons?

Ming Fan: yes!

Liu Mingyang: Pst, any tips on how to defeat demons (in bed)?

An Ding peak disciple: Buckle up cuz this going to be long.

Eventually An Ding and Qing Jing sometimes get into husbando fights. Mostly between younger disciples who don't know any better.

"Shixiong is a much better husband! He cleans, he Cooks, he sometimes even wants to help us practice our swordsmanship! That's a lot of generosity from Shixiong!"

"Bullshit! Shizhang is much more careful about our Shizun! He brings a lot of gifts, takes us to the winter palace to learn, go to night hunts with us and we can play with his hair!"

Meanwhile the older disciples know that both demon lords are doing this to gain points with their husbands, it's no suprise. So instead of meddling with the demon lord and have their faces carved to be the next enemies, they decide to just respect the husbands as they are.

Also the whole guilt with some Shixiongs having bullied the husbands in the past. Qing Jing peak fears to its knees as it remembers the many times they bullied Luo Binghe and if the demon now do much as looks at them they are instantly trying to find the nearest Shizun or Ning Shijie. And Ding peak disciples just have some awkward moments where they tried to stop Mobei Jun from getting inside An Ding Peak beacuse they thought he was finally going to kill their Shizun. The Lead Disciple doesn't really care and just let it happen because she had too much work to do.

Female disciples having sleepovers and thinking how cool it would be to have their own demon husbands.

Ning Shijie is sighing at the back, wondering how Liu Mingyang got in too.

Can't help but think over how some shidis and shimeis would try to help Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu on their relationship.

"Shizun does have some work overtime but I can fill it in for the date if you wish Luo shixiong." And they just go off to hand it to an An Ding peak disciple who is already overworked because "Shizun has been awake for three nights straight no you cannot ask why."

Every An Ding peak disciple is just already so used to the cold weather and other demons that at this point they call An Ding disciples whenever they have to deal with demons in the north. Though they still call the disciples as cowards and weakest of any peak they are, in fact, one of the smartest and strongest, most resistant to different weathers but usually don't show it because their occupations mostly rely on being cooped up in the peak or running errands for other peaks.

An Ding peak eventually gains a bit of respect after hearing the wedding of their Shizun.

Some younger An Ding disciple: wait, they weren't married?

Head disciple trying to keep face because she told them of it: it's their second wedding, they love each other do much you know.

Bonus of the An Ding disciples helping Mobei Jun make noodles while the head disciple takes care of Shang Qinghua and she is just with the most disappointed face after hearing the whole story of Mobei Jun's ascension and their get toguether.

OH

Another bonus of An Ding peak disciples and the demon generals or advisors of the mobei clan being friends because of their shared panic experience when SQH decided to bail out of nowhere.

Ohhhhhh

OHHHHH

WHAT ABOUT DEMON AN DING PEAK DISCIPLES!!!!

everything in this is so perfect, the broken vessel, the hollow knight fricking stuck, Hornet in the role of a single mom

you wanted drawing requests so: vessels in a mcdonalds playplace

this made me crave mcdonald

I have many thoughts about SVSSS. Are they coherent? No, but here’s another one. I’m been thinking a lot about Shen Yuan’s feelings toward Binghe lately. Specifically, his progression of feelings towards falling in love with him romantically. In the context of SVSSS series siblings, MZDS and TGCF, and also outside of it. And, I just have to ask, when tf did it happen?

I’m going to speak briefly on some spoilers here so beware if you haven’t completed the series.

Obviously I don’t think there was a definable moment in MZDS and TGCF where it showed who fell in love at what exact point except for Hua Cheng, maybe. Especially because Xie Lian and Wei Wuxian could be unreliable narrators. But Shen Yuan, imo, was the worst of them. Which caused me grief on several occasions, bless. But this also affected how the audience could see the progression of Shen Yuan’s romantic feelings bc he wanted to stick his head so deep in the sand about it. Clearly, the audience could tell that by the time Binghe was thrown in the abyss that Shen Yuan loved him, yes. Even though Shen Yuan was in denial about how hard he was grieving him, MXTX clearly let the audience have context on how the lie detector determined that was a lie. However, we never get much context on when that love for Binghe turned romantic.

Reminder, this is my opinion based off of reading SVSSS once and given myself a month or two to digest it. I personally believe from the time they reunited after the abyss and then onwards, Shen Yuan never had the chance to formulate a romantic connection with Binghe with all the misunderstandings, denial, near death, and actual deadly experiences in the way. Okay, yes, feelings never wait for the right context or situations BUT let’s ignore that for now.

I could argue right here and now it wasn’t until after the end of the “story” that Shen Yuan allowed his romantic feelings for Binghe to flourish. That he could sort through his feelings and actually engage with Binghe in a romantic context (which is an Herculean task in itself). He never had the time or space for it before with everything that was going tf on.

Dude no listen love isn't real it can't hurt you bro I swear

Just Binghe

I have (1) favourite conspiracy theory

Go grandpa!!

"hey guys hey guys you know what would be funny? Hey guys guess what " *maniacal giggling*

Europeans when Ukraine was announced as the winner:

Hey hun! Reminding you about that Moshang list like you asked!

Sorry this took so long, I ran out of energy and didn’t get any more until like, yesterday. Okay, so! Moshang fic recs!!

AN IDIOT’S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme. Chapters: 8/8, words:  156,680

Summary:  In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.

Vod Notes: I’m not normally one for modern AU’s, but there’s just something about aspiring CEO MBJ and flat out broke SQH somehow wiggling his way into his heart that gets to me. The characterizations in this story are flawless, and the customary Moshang miscommunication/misunderstanding had me tearing out my hair at several points, yelling at these two dumbasses; and that’s how you know it’s a good one. 9/10 because I experienced lots of stress while reading this, which actually is a sign of a fantastic story, I’m just really weak and pathetic and immerse myself in reading way too much, so actually 11/10! Depends on how you look at it I suppose lol

a rose by any other name by sarahyyy. Chapters 1/1, words: 6,795

Summary: The one where Shang Qinghua suddenly becomes Prime Demon Marriage Material™ (bc of the LBH/SQQ marriage).

Vod Notes: somft. MBJ just loves SQH so very much, and SQH is pining ad dense as fuck. The perfect Moshang fic recipe. They are warm, soft, clueless idiots in this while still somehow being entirely competent, and we love to see that. SQH is a man made of contingency plans <3 I love it when authors do my son justice. 10/10

How to Panic Your Demon King by StarlightLion. Chapters: 1/1, words: 7,816

Summary: Mu Qingfang is starting to wonder if this is a requirement to be a demon lord. At least this one isn't kidnapping him.

Vod Notes: A delicious one shot about MBj worrying about the love of his life, who is a strong, dedicated, talented man who has an unfortunate training mishaps and then tries to cover it up bc he’s also dumb and doesn’t want to worry anyone. Stupid man. SQH we love you pls take care of yourself. You’re giving your husband grey hairs. A special treat toward the end with a MQF POV! My sexy doctor man is exasperated and done with everything. 10/10

it must follow, as the night the day by Tossawary. Chapters: 7/7, words: 26,342

Summary: Airplane Bro transmigrates into his own web-novel only to find out that the System messed up his world! Shang Qinghua is a demon in this world! All the characters supposed to be humans are demons in this world! And all the characters supposed to be demons are...?

Vod Notes: You simply cannot go wrong with Tossawary. They have the most scrumptious servings of Moshang in all the land. For this specific one, we’re gifted with a lovely Role Reversal AU! It’s got everything! Demon!SQH who is a absolute mess of a man? Serious cultivator MBJ who is stoic and cold but has the heart of a hero (or just a heart hardwired for SQH specifically)? Espionage? Feed it to me slowly like grapes. 11/10

You Will Never Step Lightly in the Dark by Janusoverlord. Chapters: 11/11, words 57,218

Summary: Shang Qinghua wakes up in the aftermath of Tianlang-Jun's rampage on Cang Qiong Mountain and has to navigate the delicate political situation he now finds himself in. Luo Binghe is building a harem with Shen Qingqiu as his first, and honestly most terrifying, husband. Yet, Luo Binghe seems to be turning his eyes to Shang Qinghua as a possibility as well. Excuse you? What is this? He didn't sign up for this!

Vod Notes: holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this one blew my entire mind! Not only do we have SQH looking out for number one (which is himself, bless you my son) when shit turns strictly bad, but we have a absolutely, one of a kind, PHENOMENAL badass SQQ who is supporting his bro and fucking shit up left and right and everywhere for Airplane’s sake. God. This was like drinking fine wine. Breathtaking, spectacular. My life has been changed. MBJ spends most of this being a big, sulky, upset mess but don’t worry, cucumberplane fixes that up themselves. LBH get’s put in time out by both his husbands (because this is LBH/SQQ/LQG), because he fucks up in this majorly and SQQ isn’t fucking happy and doesn’t let him get away with it just because he gives him the puppy eyes and I AM LIVINGGGGGGGGG!! TLDR: simply superb badass cucumberplane, sad boy MBJ hours, and LQG gets stuck with babysit the naughty demon king duty. VERDICT: umm?! 7000/10

A Queen’s Trials (And How to Speedrun Them) by daddykeehl. Chapters: 1/8(as of 4/17/21), words: 25,000.

Summary: Shang Qinghua is now well on his way to the same happily-ever-after that every protagonist gets, but two things stand in his way. The Queen's Trials, and a council that just won't give up. Too bad for them, they really don't know who they're dealing with.

Vod Notes: Sorry I can’t hear any of your questions over the loud, shrill screams of my absolute LOVE for this story. it’s not finished, no, but it’s set up in arcs per chapter, so I’m fine with waiting for the next one to come along, and so will you if you read this. Because, lemme tell you. Fucking amazing. An SQH who knows everything about the North? He’s God, dammit, why wouldn’t he? Using that to his advantage? Not just to prolong his life, but to legally win the right to marry MBJ. God, this story is just absolutely breathtaking. I was speechless when I got to the end of chapter one. The sheer level of worldbuilding! Catch me with actual hearts in my eyes. The small DETAILS! The magnificently built OCs! The culture, the writing! The character interactions! SQH goes around accidentally winning the lifelong loyalty of every badass, OP demon in the Northern realm. I am still screeching. daddykeehl you’re my number one. fucking 200k/10 heart eyes emoji, heart eyes emoji (also, it’s part of a series! The story before this one, Quick, Easy Steps To Realizing You’re The Queen Consort, is also VERY good.)

my- my feelings-

I love ur moshang SO much SOOOO much…… they………… might I request cozy moshang?

They both get possessive sometimes...